The Doll Page #2

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when a guy upgrades

to a better model.

And this, my friend,

is a much better model.

Hmm.

You know what?

That's not a bad idea.

If she sees me

with one of these girls,

she might come back.

Yeah, I wish I had that idea.

Okay. Let me look into it.

Yeah.

Watch your feet,

motherf***er.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, she's hot, huh?

- She's definitely hot.

- Yeah?

I would say so.

Uh, give me your card.

Why mine?

Because I don't have

a bank account.

Come on.

Are we gonna really do this?

What kind of guys

order escorts?

All guys order escorts.

Give me your card, idiot.

And I need your phone.

What else do you need?

Uh...

This'll be good for now.

Right.

Here's the number.

Okay.

[Chris] Hi, I'd like to

order one of your girls...

That... Well...

Yeah, no, the Dolls.

[Gravelly voice]

Okay.

Uh, for a week.

A week?

[Foreign accent]

I'll pick her up.

Yeah, a week.

This guy...

he's got a thick accent.

I can't understand

what he says.

Great. Um...

I can just text you

the information, right?

On the card?

Text me the address.

Fantastic. All right.

Thanks.

Chris.

- What?

- How much was she?

Just a second, dude.

[Man]

You are almost complete.

Perfect.

Made from

beautiful human parts.

We now have to retrieve

your soul.

[Chanting]

Now you can kill.

That's all she wrote,

my friend.

Take your sh*t.

And we gotta get ready.

She's gonna be here tonight.

Let's go.

Out. Dude, I gotta get ready,

man. Come on.

A mail-order Russian.

[Whimpering]

[Drill whirring]

[Crunch]

[Crickets chirping]

[Slow knock on door]

[Knocking]

Shannon?

Hello.

Please come in.

[Foreign accent]

Andy?

Yes. Just give me a second.

- Open up.

- [Chris groans]

Open up.

Dude, she's here.

And she's unreal.

You have to see this.

- Showtime.

- What?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my frickin' God.

We hit the jackpot.

- Mm-hmm.

- Um, I'm Chris.

How are you?

I'm gonna get your bags.

Andy? Where are

we gonna put her?

Um...

Attic?

Yeah, we can put her...

we can put her in the attic.

- Right? Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, I guess.

- This way.

- This way.

Uh, just step upstairs.

[Chris]

All the way up.

I'll catch you.

Don't worry.

Do you need anything?

Water?

Is the temperature all right?

Okay, so we'll see you

in the morning?

Okay, then.

Uh...

All right,

we'll see you in the morning.

Yeah.

Dude, I can't believe

you put her in the attic.

It's classic, dude.

What's wrong with the attic?

Your grandmother's

sh*t is up there,

covered in dust, dude.

You know I promised her

I wouldn't move it.

She'll be all right.

I gotta go to bed.

Go to bed?

[Laughs]

You wanna go to bed

right now?

What do we do with her?

What's the plan?

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