The Diamond Arm Page #5

- Right!

What are you doing?!

Put down the gun

and apologize this very minute!

Such a charming child!

Our fashions were created by

designer Margarita Semyonova,

architect Rogal Levitskaya,

chief designer

Albert Mudrik.

Here is our summer combination

outfit Universal-69,

which earned a prize of encouragement

at the regional modern garment forum

in Zhitomir.

The original feature of this model

being that you can very easily

change the coat into a jacket.

But thats not all!

With just a twist of your wrist,

your trousers are changed...

your trousers are changed...

the trousers are changed...

to elegantly looking shorts.

You will forgive us the delay

due to a technical incident.

And finally, we present our latest

model,

a beach ensemble

Mini-bikini-69.

Why is the chief here?

The plans been changed. Youll pull

off the operation at White Rock.

- Why?

- Not such a big crowd there.

They dont bite at White Rock!

Theyll bite so well that our customer

will forget about everything.

Is all the rest according to the plan?

Everythings the same otherwise.

Youll knock him out a little...

You know, thats not artistic.

But its cheap and very practical.

Chip off the plaster and we split.

What about my alibi?

Try and get marks of violence

on your face.

But Im begging you to...

Dont you worry, Kozlodoyev.

Kozodoyev!

Kozlodoyev!

Ill bash you real carefully,

but hard.

Good evening.

Where are you going so late at night?

Im going fishing early in the morning,

and I forgot to go to the bakers.

Theres one open

at the other end of town.

Poor guy!

To think that it shouldve been me.

Get drunk and itll be you.

Lets load him on.

Good evening, Semyon Semyonovich!

But I dont know you.

- Call me Volodya.

- Senya.

I bring you greetings from

Mikhail Ivanovich.

He wants to see you urgently.

- When?

- Why not now?

Then Ill be late to buy bread.

Dont worry, Ive got my car.

Well, thanks very much, Volodya.

Good night.

I wish you a good fishing trip.

Youre sure youll be going

to the Black Stones?

Yes.

Good night then!

Our tenants dont go to the bakers

in a taxi.

I guess this is it.

Or maybe...

We shouldnt have come here.

The fish bite better at Black Stones.

Theyre going to bite so well here

that youll forget about everything.

Help!

Help me!

SOS!

Lyolik!

Idiot!

Mama! Im going to die!

Lyolik!

Help!

Mama!

- Why are you yelling like that?

- Dont interfere, boy!

Lets pray to our Lord...

Get out of my way, milksop!

Get out of here!

There go ducks flying...

As well as two geese...

The chiefs giving us a big chance

to make it up to him.

The place for this new operation

under the code name wild duck...

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