The Diamond Arm Page #4

Thats really nice!

Oh yes, so whats it about your arm?

Thats for you. A souvenir.

Thank you, Semyon Semyonovich!

Just press the button.

- Isnt it funny?

- Very funny.

Thanks.

Did you see Sophia Loren?

Did you drink Coca-Cola?

How does it taste?

Go to sleep.

Doctors recommend it.

Itll help me sleep.

I read it

in the House and Home magazine.

Tell me exactly

what did you do to your arm?

I slipped, I fell down,

and got a closed fracture.

I knocked myself out,

when I came to I had this cast on.

I heard all that already. Please tell me

the truth, horrible as it may be.

I walked in the street and I slipped...

You never knew how to lie, did you?

I know what happened.

Who told you?

Im sure its not a closed fracture.

What have you got there?

Gold and diamonds.

Stop kidding!

You havent got a closed fracture.

You got a compound fracture!

Lets go to bed now.

You should be killed for that!

Please dont beat me!

Ill fix everything!

I want to see you dead!

I want to see you in your grave,

with a shroud around you!

I want to see you living only

on your salary!

Victor, cant you read?

Dogs walking not allowed!

Mommy, look!

Oh, get down from there!

Our lawns arent made to walk on!

- Then what are they made for?

- Their aesthetic beauty!

Then where can I walk him?

You can walk him in your flat!

What is this?

Good morning!

Ive been to London.

There, dogs walk anywhere they want.

Dog is mans best friend.

It may be in London

that dog is mans best friend,

but here, mans best friend

is the superintendent.

Treasure handed to government

Old man!

Have you got a light?

- What? You deaf and dumb?

- Right!

I thought so...

There he is!

Hes an idiot.

Theres no problem.

Well trap him! Itll be easy.

Invite him to go fishing

at the Black Stones.

Like we agreed.

And arrange to spend the night there.

Only do things right.

Like give flowers to his old lady,

and ice-cream to both brats.

If only you can remember all that,

Lord Nelson!

You lamebrain! The ice-creams

for the brats!

Oh, my eye? Its nothing,

its getting better.

Senya, hows your arm?

No pain?

Can you move your fingers?

No, no, the other arm.

Good, youll be okay.

Youre his friend.

Please, use your influence.

He doesnt take his arm seriously.

You know whats wrong with daddys

arm? Its not what he tells everybody.

And what is it?

Hes got a compound fracture,

not a closed one.

Now go to your mama.

Senya, lets go trout fishing with me.

To the Black Stones. Well rent

a boat and spend the night there, huh?

No, not for the night.

My arm might catch cold.

- Lets go in the morning.

- Anything you say.

- So, at the crack of dawn then?

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