The Comedian Page #5

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You know what they were doing?

Trying to use my act

for their show.

Create their show out of my act.

It was crazy.

You looked crazy.

Yeah. So how are you?

I'm good. You?

Good.

I'm good. Look,

the only thing is, I...

I lost a lot of gigs

the last four weeks

because of what happened.

And Miller's re-booking them,

but I'm tapped out.

I need a little...

You know what? You got

a lot of f***ing nerve.

I don't see you.

I don't hear from you.

It happened so fast.

They take your phone in prison.

I read in Google News

you got arrested.

Like I'm nothing to you.

A lot of naked men.

Am I nothing to you?

I was preoccupied.

Is my family?

- Is that why...?

- Jackie.

Hello, Flo.

How nice to see you.

Nice to see you.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving to you.

We haven't seen you

for how long?

Uh, please.

Well, I was in prison.

Oh, no, long before that.

So nice to see you.

Nice to see you too.

Nice to see you.

How are the kids?

Kid.

We have one kid.

She's an adult now.

I forgot. Dementia.

Yeah. Yeah.

She's getting married.

Is she?

Mm-hm.

Brittany's getting married?

I thought she was a dyke.

Mm.

You say "lesbian," a**hole.

Sorry. You're right.

I meant "gay."

They can get married.

You don't have to come.

He doesn't have to come.

We sent you an invitation.

We heard nothing.

I was in prison. I told you.

Before that.

He doesn't have to come

if he's busy.

You don't have to come

if it's too much trouble.

It's not too much trouble.

If it's too much trouble,

don't come.

I don't need the aggravation

if it's trouble for you.

I don't want it

to become a thing.

It's not a thing.

If it's gonna be a thing,

don't bother.

I don't think it's a thing.

It's not a problem.

It's not a thing.

I would love to come.

I'll be there.

It's a week from Sunday.

A week from Sunday?

Yes.

I will be there.

So you wanna stay and have

Thanksgiving dinner?

Not really.

Oh.

I have an excuse though,

and I'll tell you what it is.

I'm working at the mission.

Double the hours off

my sentence for Thanksgiving.

God forbid you do it

because it's nice.

I need to speak to you

when you two are finished.

Not in this house.

Oh, she hates me.

No, she doesn't hate you.

She doesn't?

Yeah, I was f***ing with you.

Of course she hates you.

You never show up

unless you need something.

That's it?

Yeah.

Sensitive b*tch.

None of my wives hated you.

You were never married to any

of them long enough to meet me.

So how much you need?

I don't even remember.

I'm so exhausted.

Pop liked me better.

Daddy did not like you better.

No, he didn't.

No, he didn't.

Five thousand. No big deal.

You know you'll get it back.

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