The Coed and the Zombie Stoner Page #2
Father ordered a birthday present for my bride from Russia.
Girl fly off the handle when she sees this.
It is really depressing to be a virgin, who has herpes.
Oops. Sorry.
I make you a herpesvoiteen, if you do you get me a boyfriend.
You '. We are looking brotherhood of sorts.
Excuse me?
- What are you doing? - I force you to remove their bra.
Jeditempulla.
Jess! Se toimi.
I made anti-herpes -
and then dating for guys that are not interested in me at all.
I thought that I could find guy who tykkisi listen to me.
He would be hydrogen peroxide me.
Are all the good guys dead?
Is there one?
Huhuu?
Dr. Avon?
Woe to you, Pedro.
Dr. Avon?
Huhuu?
Stay away from! I've been training taekwondo east Africans.
Pelastit minutes.
Are you a Doctor of Avon's new assistant? I have not met you.
And I do not "chemistry father," Antoine de Lavoisier.
He was executed in 1794, that he would be difficult to meet.
Lavoisier on
huulipunamallistoni nimi.
Kosmetiikkatuotteeni adorn -
and also slow down the degeneration of cells.
See.
You have been real easy to talk to.
What is your name?
Probably you are suffering from dehydration. I'll get the water. The bill is on me.
These are a bit like a date.
What a beautiful evening.
Is not it awesome in cannabis, THC substance?
My brother Spike to burn all variations of grass.
He lives in a dormitory on the other side of campus.
And I thought that chivalry is dead.
Thank you could you take me home. See you tomorrow at the lab.
Bye.
Wait!
I do not even know your name.
Rigo Fabian, vuosikurssi 1985.
"Kemianopiskelija
Rigo Fabian kuoli" -
"Doing laboratory experiments with Pierre Avon."
Flowers?
Dr. Avon!
- Tell Rigo Fabian. - Who?
- According to this, he is dead. - I do not know that man.
Doctor!
- He brought me home. - Did he escape from here?
- So you know him. Rigo! - Shh!
All right, I'll tell you.
- But do not breathlessly here. - I can keep my mouth shut.
Can you?
We have to go back to -
The year of the Lord 1985.
Rigo was the best student of mine. He helped develop the machine -
He was like my own son.
He was so dedicated to his head for mixing -
that developed its own cannabis variety.
It was so strong that Romero came to the cloud exposure to smoke.
Awesome!
I did not know that Rigo was also a pothead.
Bongimestari. Hatsis maksimus.
Jointtijtk. Dr. Ruohonen.
One evening, Rigo was around the cloud -
and thought zombikonetta dorm jet.
The device was launched, and then began to happen.
Marijuana mixed with Rigon DNA and caused a chemical reaction.
- A zombie. - And her cat, too.
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