The Coed and the Zombie Stoner

Synopsis: When a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it's only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure--now she must smoke out the entire school before it's too late.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Glenn Miller
Production: The Asylum
91 min

- Oh, my God! - They do not stop.

What the hell is going on here?

- The doors must be kept locked. - Oh, my God!

No one is locked out. Out to celebrate it!

Find suddenly weapon.

There you are. View the results of the survey!

I'm a slut. Yes, of course. Awesome!

Oh, sh*t.

Hi there! Would you like ice cream? You look pretty hungry.

Maybe you have lactose intolerance or something.

Do you want this? You need it more than I do.


Today is my birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Let's hit them.

- Who called them? - I'll take care of the matter.

And who are these plumbers? Girls are dancing with them.

I said that I take care of the matter. Out of the way, hell!

Do you want a clean place?

Come on, good boy.

What happens now?

You get out when you will kiss a girl.

Yuk. Congratulations to the company, a loser.

- Spike! - Hi there, Bambi. Nice tits.

Does your sister have already hyyteldrinkkej? I need to get them a laxative!

Those Paskov on synttreideni. And soon they Pakov I really was.

They do not talk veljeskuntalaisille.

For the last time: where Chrissy is?

Disodium phosphate and gelatin coagulation takes three hours.

Or what?

A drop of liquid nitrogen is here and here.

And you're done! Chemistry it be able to amaze.

Do you see?

No, Romero! Naughty p*ssy.

- Puriko Romero you? - Yes.

Is the cat is not a good listener? Ear Leaves turn 180 degrees.

Here is your favorite food. Eat.

You make my My favorite.

This is a excellent.

Vodka tastes great and prevents contact with shock.

As the festivities begin with?

I forget that we moved the clocks.

Why do we follow the practice, which was launched in Germany in 1916?

You may be the smartest young lady I have ever met.

Why, then, reputin Romance Languages course again?

Is not my brain capacity sufficient to learning new languages?

I do not know enough Spanish tilatakseni Taco Bell Brussels.

Is Morse a foreign language and the country, and can I vacation there?

You can do whatever you want.

But you can not keep your mouth shut.

- Slow down, Miss Chrysanthemum. - Professor Hagfish!

I need to make Alumni Hall, before these drinks are melting.

- There must not be used for parties. - Bunny was sleeping with Roy.

Roy Jay knows who knows Lee, who is familiar with Mike, which gave the keys.

- What? - Have a nice day.

- Wait! - See you in an hour.

They do not dare ...

Who's ready for a wet T-shirt -competition?

That's a lot of human beings.


Wow, what tits.

Spike. Spike!

I brought the jelly.

- Sting! - To.

Give me a kiss. We've been here over an hour.

- Are those herpesrakkuloita? - Do not.

They are birth signs.


- Where is PJ? - There lather.

- He's been pretty molop. - MOLO has his Brotherhood.

- MOLO is a Brotherhood symbol. - Is not it great party?

- Peekaboo! - Chrissy.

Check out which party. My head is all messed up.

When such a room is more than 90 people, the oxygen runs out.

I'll leave you.

- Can I say anything? - You do not.

I want a girlfriend who uses his mouth on one thing.

- I do not mean talking. - I tried to explain ...

Not interested. None of the guys do not care. Get out of here.

Whatever. Oh, my God!

Bambi! I guessed that it's you.

- Did you hear that? - What?

- Does it to you? - What do you whack?

How big does it grow?

Oh, my God! The campus police?

- Are those tampons? - Why it does not cease to speak?

- Who? - My dick!

- What have you pulled? - Can I get it?

Contact to tell the world what you know.

You will hear delusions, Spike.

My cock is selected.

Oh no! Hyyteldrinkkini.

Professor Hagfish here. Send someone over here right away.

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