The Change-Up Page #28
Why don't you take a picture?
Mitch!
Come on!
It's snipped.
Mitch! Mitch!
By the way, why didn't you invite
me to your anniversary party?
Okay, look...
I feel really
bad about that
but can we talk about
that at another time?
There is a girl scout
staring at my penis.
I want to talk
about it right now.
Really?
Are you embarrassed of me?
I'm sorry.
Yeah. Yeah, I was.
But I'm not any more.
I'm actually
proud of you, Mitch.
Really?
Really.
(GROANS IN RELIEF)
(CROWD GASPING)
Attaboy!
I think that's what
had me all locked up.
Hey!
Sh*t, we got
security on us.
We got to do
this right now.
Three, two, one...
BOTH:
I wish I hadmy old life back!
What did they say?
Do you feel any different?
No, go again.
BOTH:
I wish I hadmy old life back!
Oh, sh*t!
Come on, guy!
We are running out of time here.
Three, two, one...
BOTH:
I wish I hadmy old life back!
MITCH:
Bingo! DAVE: Nice!Let's go, this way!
I'm peeing all over people,
slow down!
WOMAN:
Watch it!MITCH:
Excuse me,I'm sorry. Pardon me.
(ALL MURMURING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(BABY CRYING)
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God.
Pumpkin! Pumpkin, I'm back.
Pumpkin, wake up.
Can you wake up, baby?
I'm back, I'm back.
Oh, my God, I missed you so much.
Oh, honey.
Okay, I owe you an
explanation for last night.
I owe you an apology
for this week.
And most importantly, I owe you
a fix for the last five years.
Honey, things are
changing, I promise.
You and the kids mean everything to me.
Nothing is more important.
In fact, I'm going
to quit my job.
I'm going to work today,
I'm going to quit my job.
I'm going to apply
to Kinko's, all right?
Or maybe Chick-fil-A or Waffle House?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold on, just a second.
Foot Locker?
It is the middle
of the night. Shh.
All right, I don't know what's
going on with you two dorks.
That's enough.
I don't want you
to quit your job.
What are you
talking about?
You love your job
and you love the law.
I love that about you.
I just want you to
come home for dinner.
I know.
And Dialogue Night.
And to see the kids.
And I want you
to want to be here.
I do. You have no idea.
You don't have
to get all, like,
"I'm going
to quit my job."
(BABY RESUMES CRYING)
It's my turn.
No, no, no.
Back to bed.
They're mine.
I love you.
Hi!
Look who's up.
Good morning.
Hi, my little man.
(LAUGHING) And how are you
this morning, little princess?
Good morning.
How was your sleep?
Yeah, I know.
Okay, she's first.
She's a little
bit more vocal.
Right?
Are you trying to tell me
you've got a little surprise?
Did you make me
something special?
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