The Cat in the Hat Page #4

are a train wreck.

And this is the lumpiest couch

I ever sat on.

Who is this dreadfully

uncomfortable woman?

Get off her.

That's our babysitter.

What the... Babysitter?

You don't need one of those,

do ya?

Let me get this straight.

You pay this woman...

to sit on babies?

That's disgusting!

I'd do it for nothing!

Hmm!

Now, let's see

what the old "phunometer"

has to say.

- "Phunometer"?

- Yeah. It measures

how fun you are.

Hi.

Huh?

Ohh.

Ah. Control freak.

Yeah.

Now you.

Hi. How are ya?

- Whoa!

Oh.

Tap it.

Listen, kid,

you can tap it with a hammer,

it ain't gonna change.

Just as I suspected.

You guys are both out of whack.

You're a control freak,

and you're a rule-breaker.

That'll be $700.

Who's your insurance carrier?

- So, what do we do?

- Well, there are two treatments

I'd recommend.

One is a series of painful shots

injected into your abdomen and kneecap.

And the other...

involves a musical number!

@ Me-Me-Me-Meow @

How many shots?

"How many shots?"

Aren't you precious?

Maestro!

@ I know it is wet @

@ And the sun is not sunny @

@ But we can have lots of

good fun that is funny @

@ It's fun to have fun @

@ But you got to know how @

Hair ball.

@ I know lots of good tricks

and I'll... @

Stop this right now!

Huh?

- Who said that?

- Me!

Remember? The fish?

Came home in a Baggie,

loved me for two weeks, and then nothing!

- The fish is talking!

- Well, sure, he can talk.

But is he saying anything?

No, not really. No.

Hey, Socks, can it!

This cat should not be here.

He should not be about.

He should not be here

when your mother is out.

Come on, kids!

You gonna listen to him?

He drinks where he pees!

@There was this cat I knew

back home where I was bred @

@ He never listened to

a single thing his mother said @

@He never used the litter box

He made a mess in the hall @

@That's why they sent him

to a vet @

@To cut off both his ba... @

ba... ba...

@ Boy, that wasn't

fun, fun, fun @

@ He never learns

You can have fun, fun, fun @

But less is more!

@They may ship you off to school

so rein it in a little @

@ We can't spell "fun"

without "U" in the middle @

Human, this cat is currently in violation

of... 17 of your mother's rules!

City morgue!

- Eighteen!

- Ol!

Ooh!

@ You can juggle work and play

but you have to know the way @

@ You can keep afloat a wish

like the way I do this fish @

@ You can be a happy fella

Someone throw me that umbrella @

@ And that rake, that cake

Life's what you make it @

@ So have fun, fun, fun @

@ Go insane and have

some fun, fun, fun @

@Just look at me

Fun, fun, fun @

@ No more rain

Look, it's the sun, sun, sun @

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