The Caretaker Page #3

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Rawdilly.

Rawdilly.

Rawdilly.

Rawdilly.

Rawdilly.

Rawdilly.

Rawdilly!

I'm so sorry.

God, how did you

get here so fast?

I've been in this room

this entire time.

- What?

- Yeah.

Mal.

What are you doing?

I, um, I...

I think...

I think I'm seeing things.

Okay, you are way too drunk.

Let's sit down, okay?

It's like high school

all over again.

You're such

a lightweight. I love it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Who are you, buddy?

Who are you?

There was a hole.

I fill it.

My name is Sebastian.

The newspaper invited me.

Are you serious?

We have to hire you first.

The hole is very dangerous.

Please.

You can keep the shovel.

Just please go away.

Please send him home.

I miss you.

He's not going anywhere

until you take your medication.

No. My mind must be clear.

What happened to your hand?

There's someone I must see

before I go.

Who?

Rawdilly.

Sh*t.

You don't have to say a word.

I will anyway.

Caretaker.

Yeah, hi, um,

I just saw your ad

in the classifieds.

We have an open position

for a caretaker.

She's on haloperidol.

Sorry? Hello?

Yes, you're exactly

what we're looking for?

Medication?

I think it starts with an H.

Haloperidol.

She has a mild form of... hello?

Her name's birdie Ellison.

Please, please, come on.

About 83 to 93,

somewhere in that range.

- I'm gonna try this one.

- We haven't tried these three.

I have an open position

for a caretaker.

El venir El interview.

Her name is birdie Ellison.

I'm sorry, what?

She fired you? When?

Hung up. Rude.

You're the fork thief.

El interview manana?

Si. Medicina? No!

Perfecto! Bueno, bueno.

Noche?

Si. Si. Bueno.

No medication?

Don't ask for forgiveness, babe.

Just ask for permission.

I always get that wrong.

Switch the two last words,

and you know what I mean.

Stand right here.

- You hear that?

- What?

An angel is singing.

You know it's been five weeks?

It's been four weeks.

No, it's been five.

Trust me, I know.

Do you love me, baby?

- Yeah?

- Yes.

Wait, did you hear that?

It's the angels singing.

It's the angels.

We have to get that.

I'm sorry.

We have to get that.

It's the first appointment.

- It can wait.

- No.

- Sh*t.

- Hold on, pretty blue eyes.

You know this is my job.

You stay here.

Stay here. Hold on.

This is our freedom right here.

It's been five weeks too.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- You're here for the...

- The caretaker position.

Caretaker position.

Right.

Yeah, um...

- She take any medicine or...

- Yeah.

Wait, um,

can I use your restroom?

Wait. I came from Palmdale.

For two. My god.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, babe.

Babe, we have this bed here,

and you got me sleeping

downstairs.

Where's the hospitality?

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