The Cannonball Run Page #4

Thank goodness. We just had

a terrible accident.

We'd like to help you,

but we're off duty.

This man looks bad.

Maybe he's dead.

Then you should call the coroner.

J. J., he don't look too good.

- I think he just had his bell rung.

- Can't you do something?

You're professionals.

This is our day off.

Will you guys do something?

This man's life is hanging by a thread.

You have to be scientific. It could go

up the nostrils, affect the sinuses.

That's true.

There.

Don't bother about the bill.

Just give him

a couple of enemas...

and call me in the morning.

- Hi. How's it going?

- Perfect.

We'd like two singles.

J.j. McClure, Victor Prinzim.

I'll be in the bar.

I always like a couple drinks

right after surgery.

I wonder why that guy

parked his truck in the lobby.

Only in America.

Get me 12 suites.

- Better yet, the entire floor.

- Yes, sir.

Too much couscous.

I would sure as H

like to get my hands...

on those Hell's Angels

who were driving that truck.

But you know, it's probably

just as well...

because I am a wild bull

when I lose my temper.

I love wild bulls.

It's really funny that you should...

Oh, my God. It's them.

- "Them" who?

- Those Hell's Angels.

They could be part

of a terrorist group.

I don't know.

This place is filling up...

with some real hoodlums.

Do you see anything weird back there?

I'm gonna find out.

I don't understand why it's

so difficult for you to find a doctor.

It's very, very hard. It's not easy

finding a doctor to take off like that.

- Dr. Gay doesn't even leave his house.

- You don't understand.

If you're going to win and you're

driving an ambulance, you need a doctor.

- What does Dr. Gay do?

- He's my shrink.

- He was committed yesterday.

- Why?

He was smoking bananas.

He gets very upset

when he talks to him.

So do I.

Sorry.

I don't want fruit in my drink.

Congratulations.

Here's to you.

Good luck.

You dumb shits.

They haven't got a chance.

You know what?

I think I'm gonna call the Greek

and put another 10,000 on us.

What about those two?

Maybe one of those beauties

could be our patient.

Both of them could be.

I could be very patient

with those patients.

They're very lick...

very likeable.

Tell you what. Let's go over there

and talk to them.

- Okay.

- I'll do all the talking.

You just think about the doctor.

- Good evening, ladies.

- Hello.

My name is j.j. McClure, and this is

Victor Prinzim, my executive assistant.

- Hi.

- I'll do the talking, Victor.

Terrorists, my dimpled ass.

These people make terrorists look like

the Sisters of Charity.

These guys are Cannonballers.

What is that, a bowling team?

As you probably know, we're

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