The Cannonball Run Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1981
- 95 min
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I can't see sh*t, can you?
No problem, son.
No problem.
What was that?
That's... That's... That's...
perfect.
That's better than hiding...
- That's better than hiding it out back.
- I know.
But the only problem
we got now...
is we have to go and retune it.
All right?
Let's go get a beer first.
Yeah, let's go get... Let's... Beer.
I'd like to thank Mona Carson
of Westport...
for that wonderful combination
of hemp sandwiches...
and wood chip consomme.
And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.
This is a titty turn...
terrific turnout for the meeting.
- Yes, terrific.
- He led the campaign...
to ban the use of electric toothbrushes
during peak load hours.
I suppose you...
came here to hear me speak.
No, not really.
I'm into trees.
Trees.
Friends of Nature love trees,
you know...
so I come to the meetings.
That's very interesting.
I love anybody who loves trees.
They happen to be
You know what I like
best about trees?
- No, what?
- That you can lie under them...
on a moonlit night
with the breeze blowing...
ball your brains out.
Mr. Arthur j. Foyt.
Mr. Foyt.
Give that sucker some juice.
hiding it... hiding it in the pool...
did was make it pretty.
It ain't running worth a sh*t.
And it's wet!
I know that. Just hit it
one more time, all right?
Hold it! Hold it!
I know what's wrong.
Don't think for a minute...
that we in Washington...
don't appreciate your Mothers' March...
to ban the sale
to help reduce irritation...
of the rectum.
But today...
I want to direct my remarks...
to an old...
and familiar enemy...
the automobile.
One more time.
Let me hear it.
It reminds me of a poem...
I wrote.
"The automobile, the automobile..."
Are you all right?
this time!
I guarantee
they're gonna pay for this...
because when the going gets tough,
the tough get going.
She's running good now, buddy.
I still think
If we're gonna paint it, let's go ahead
and Midasize it, all right?
There's the motel.
The Cannonballers have the parking lot
all jammed up.
Man, I can't handle this traffic.
Hold on to your lunch pail.
This may get a little weird.
Wait a minute.
Slow down!
You the one running this flea bag?
- Where are the hookers?
- What?
Hookers, man.
Where are the hookers?
Excuse me.
- Hello, Mad Dog.
- Hey,j.j.
You probably didn't realize this,
but the parking lot's outside.
Yeah, I know.
Brakes went out.
- You think you're the president?
- Well...
let me make one thing
perfectly clear.
And if they can't take a joke...
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