The Breed Page #3

I thought we were the only ones|on the island.

He was probably abandoned|by some boaters.

Hey, guys, I have an idea. Hold on!

Ssh! I have an idea, a good idea.

- Let's eat him.|- You're such a dick.

I'm serious.|We'll put him on the target...

I got my iPod. Please, please.

(All) Here's to that!

You like it here, huh?

Let's keep him with us tonight,|you guys.

You like it here?

(Noah) Wait, wait. No TV,

no phone, no Maxim?

Some people like a break|from civilisation.

All right. Sure. I'm for the whole|kumbaya-granola thing,

as long as when it's over,

there's a fifth of Jager|and internet porn waiting for me.

Noah, sometimes it amazes|me that you're still single.

Here's to being single, seeing double,|sleeping triple...

- (Laughs)... and to multiple orgasms.|- (Nikki) Yeah, by yourself.

(All) Ooh!

(John and Noah) Oh!

What's that in the cellar?|You hear that?

- Is that an M5 Medoc calling me?|- Yes.

You are gonna drink the cheap stuff|and you are gonna like it.

You are a cruel, cruel man.|But I still love you.

(Giggles)

(Puppy whimpers)

Uh-uh. That cute stuff's|not gonna work on me.

I'm a cat person.

(Puppy growls)

Cheap enough?|That little sucker growled at me.

You piss on that rug, you're dead.

Hey!

He was just kidding! Come back!

Meanies.

That dog is weird. He just growled at me|for no good reason.

I said I liked cats.|I wasn't talking about the musical.

This little dog is harmless.|Chicken.

Don't worry, he'll come back.|He knows there's food here.

You wanna find him?

- I wanted to sleep with him.|- You were sleeping with me!

She was gonna make love to me|and then sleep in your bed.

That's Ok.

I see cancer patients every Thursday.|That's my charity work for the week.

Oh! Funny!

The folks got jokes tonight.|You all want some?

Here, pup. Where are you?

- You see him?|- Uh-uh.

This is bringing me back memories

from Ghost in the Graveyard.|Remember? When we were ten?

I don't remember that.

- Yeah, you were too cool back then.|- I'm still too cool.

- Right.|- Over there. There he is.

(Pup whines)

Hey, pup, there you are.|There you are! Come here.

(Snarling)

(Snarling)

(Barks)

Sara!

You Ok?

Here.

(John) Ok?

(Low growl)

It bit me.

All right, you're Ok.

You're Ok. Come on, let's go.

It just attacked you, unprovoked?

Yeah. Came out of nowhere.

It was probably just protecting|its young

but the rules say you gotta treat|any bite by an unknown animal

as a possible rabies infection.

But listen, you will not get rabies.|I know what I'm talking about.

There isn't a single case|of somebody who's gone through

a proper post-exposure treatment|who's then contracted the disease.

Isn't that where they gotta stick|a bunch of needles under your skin?

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