The Big Kahuna Page #3
-That doesn't matter.
You, as a person, don't really matter.
It's what you represent.
Am I supposed to
be doing anything?
Nope. Just stand there and look wise,
or sit. It's entirely up to you.
You'll do fine, Bob.
Jeez, I hope so.
You know, when you think about it,
to tell the truth,
nobody's really here.
You think you see people walkin' around
those hallways? You don't.
What you see is functions.
That's the nature of a convention.
if you look at it in the standpoint
of why we're here,
what we are is more important
than who we are.
Well, that seems
kind of impersonal.
Of course
it's impersonal, Bob.
Why do you think they hold conventions
in places like this?
Is there anything about this place
that smacks of personality to you?
Still,
it seems a shame.
It's not a shame, Bob.
-So who do they have you working for these days?
-Uh, Professor Young.
-Jim Young?
-Yeah. You know him?
We've met.
-Tremendous guy.
-Oh, really?
How so?
He's got...
what, 20, 30 patents?
I think he's even
a deacon in his church.
And all that
makes him tremendous?
Well, the patents alone.
Listen, Bob, no offense. I can see
that you admire the man and all.
But let me tell you a little something
about Jim Young.
-What's that?
-He's an idiot!
-What?
-He's a moron, Bob.
-I wouldn't trust the guy to wax my car.
-How can you say that?
I've met him, remember? I've gotten an
earful of Jim on more than one occasion.
I can tell you for a fact
the guy is full of sh*t.
I don't think so.
I work with him every day.
Maybe you just don't know
what to look for.
Maybe I just have
different standards.
Listen, Bob. You got a minute?
I wanna tell you something.
Sure.
There are people
in this world, Bob,
who look very official
while they're doing what they're doing.
-And do you know why?
-Why?
Because they don't know
what they're doing.
If you know what you're doing, you don't have to
look like you know what you're doing.
-It comes naturally. You follow me?
-Sure.
Okay. So now, do you know how you
can tell the difference?
No.
All right,
the way you tell is...
in the back of your mind...
to say that this guy
who's sitting before me, or she,
and telling me stories.
Now, once you get
that little piece of information,
what do you do?
Uh... Uh, I don't know.
Here's what I would do.
I would say, "Buddy, I've heard a lot
of horseshit in my time,
"'cause God knows
I'm a salesman...
"and we all have to wade through our
share of the snow to get to the cabin,
"but you...
take the cake.
"I don't believe you have the first idea
what you're talking about.
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