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on f***ing Danielle.

That's awesome.

I didn't, I didn't.

I'm sorry, wait, wait.

That was me.

I f***ed her. Twice.

We filmed it, actually.

What was the

movie called?

"The Great

Train Blowjobbery."

Gimme all your cum, man!

Did Danielle know you

that you were filming her?

What are you,

f***ing stupid?

Like we asked

permission to film her?

Train porno.

It's the world's

fastest growing fetish.

We're the Lucas and

Sergeberg of the genre.

"Shagheart Express,"

"Missionary:
Possible,"

"Me Hard On The

Orient Express."

"Trains, Planes, and

Cock Is Your Meal."

F***ing classics, bro.

Amen, sister.

Tell him Mr. Lucas

said "f*** you!"

Denton.

I'm glad you came by.

It's a big day, man.

After my groundbreaking

career in the flavored

jimmy biz, I'll be retiring

at the end of the summer.

So Brandon's you're new

point person in regards to

the takeover.

Now I want my product in

that bullshit video store

within ninety days.

Yes, sir.

We've started our move out and

we will be out on time.

You damn well better.

You know, you should've just

closed that shithole today.

I mean, what the hell have

you wasted your whole damn

life for in there?

Well it means

something to me, sir.

I can remember all of the

best times growing up

going to that video

store and...

I made all my best

friends there.

And I know people don't rent

at a video store anymore.

I know that's kinda in the past,

but it's made me who I am.

A huge p*ssy.

Sh*t!

Hit him with the low, dog.

Alright, alright. Son, you're

either born a loser or a winner.

Take Brandon here.

The day his momma sh*t him

out of her vag hole...

God rest her soul.

He hit the ground a winner.

Now, Serge on

the other hand.

I'm a real f*** up.

Well, let me tell

you what success is.

You see, I wake up in the

morning, I slam me down a

Red Bull and some vodka.

Go clubbing with

some young poon.

Take me some viagras.

And at the end of the

night, I squeeze me some

of the finest little young

tatas money can buy.

They're very big.

You see, I can

smells success.

Just like the

old man?

Not a friggin'

wiff of it on you.

You know what?

Give these to

your old man.

That's barbeque flavor,

that's his favorite.

Give him something.

Anything.

As far as you two, don't forget,

promotional party tonight.

Peppermint Zebra.

First lap dance is on me.

Yeah, daddy!

The second lap

dance is on me, too!

Honey, it's 1 o'clock.

It's time for our

couples' mani-pedi.

Hi, Denton.

Hi, Kirsten.

Hey, it's Mrs.

Lucas to you.

Mhm.

Mani-pedi headache

here we go.

Woo!

Baker!

Where the f*** you

think you're going?

Sit down.

Are you done

being mean to me?

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