The Bet Page #2

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your step mom's ass.

F*** you, Jackson.

You f***ing Ewok.

By the way, I saw

your game today.

0 for 4, nice.

What's this?

Hand that to me.

You're making a list of

all the girls you wish you

f***ed in school.

That's hilarious, 'cause I

have a list of girls I did

f*** in school.

Serge here's seen it.

It's a big f***in' list!

Hey, Denton could f***

every girl on that list.

Let the man speak.

So you think Denton could get

through this whole list?

Every name? Could you

do that, Denton?

I didn't say anything,

I... maybe her.

God, I smell a

bet coming on.

I wish any of you f***ers

had anything of value.

Anything.

I'd drain you for

every penny.

In the meantime, we've

got a train to catch.

Enjoy tickling each

others' pussies, ladies.

P*ssy!

Woo woo!

This place is jumping.

How do you have

any movies left?

What's up guys,

how you doing?

Good, we're just doing some

man stuff around the corner.

Figured we'd stop

by, say what's up.

'Sup.

We still on for

Taco Tuesdays?

God, yes, please.

Nice. Any chance we can

push that up a little bit?

I have a training

sesh at night.

A training "sesh?"

Yeah, it's short for session.

Okay.

Who you training tonight?

I haven't decided yet.

Hi! Hey, how's it going.

How's it going?

Yeah.

Why don't you smell that.

Smell it.

What does that

smell like to you?

Kind of like an envelope.

It smells like a

sweaty a**hole.

Here, try this one.

Dude, all of your movies

smell like a f***in' a**hole.

-Smells like a butthole.

-Really, I...

Now my player smells

like a f***in' a**hole.

You guys sitting

on this sh*t?

Delivery for Lucas

Gourmet Condoms.

You know what,

actually that goes across

the street to the

company over there.

They're not getting stuff here

'til the end of the summer.

Those f***ers are getting

packages here already?

I don't give two shits.

This is what it

says on the package,

this is where

I'm dropping it.

Hey, why don't you

smell this thing?

What does that

smell like to you?

Smells like...

wet dirty a**holes.

What the f*** are

you guys doing here?

Denton, what's up?

Hi, Br...

Denise.

That was close,

you almost had it.

Sorry, you guys are

actually already having

packages delivered

to the video store.

Sorry.

Denise!

One second.

Okay, I'll

send him back.

Hey!

Yes?

Mr. Lucas wants

to see you.

He's in Brandon's office.

Okay, just right

around the corner.

H-how does

he know I'm here?

'Cause they're watching,

and you have your Taco

Tuesday with your friends

later at La Cabaa.

H-how did you know that?

Good luck with

the old man, okay?

It'll be fine.

Hey!

Denton!

What's up, man?

I meant to say

congratulations

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