The Benchwarmers Page #4
you put Jerry McDowell in his place.
That was no big deal.
Well, unfortunately for all of us...
...Jerry's in charge of
the baseball league for the county.
Hey. Are you the kid
that got farted on earlier?
Yes. This is my son Nelson.
He's become the fart magnet
for the neighborhood bullies.
I also get a healthy smear
When I was your age, Fairy Jerry
dumped a bucket of dog poop on me.
His son just did that to me
last week.
I tried to talk to Jerry. He just laughed
and gave me a titty twister.
Guys like that don't realize
the damage they're causing.
I couldn't agree more.
By the way, thanks for hitting
Kyle Wilson in the chest with the ball...
...then letting me rip one
right in his mouth earlier.
It was one of the best days
of my life.
This car is so radical.
Looks just like K.I.T.T.
From the show Knight Rider.
It is K.I.T.T. From Knight Rider.
Watch this.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm K.I. T. T.
Who are you?
I'm just one of those nerds
who grew up...
...to make billions.
Maybe I'll see you guys
around sometime.
It was a pleasure to meet you all.
Easy, Mel.
I have yet to perfect the peel-out.
- It was fine.
- No, no, no. That was cool.
- Yeah.
- Chicks were checking you out.
Try not to destroy me
completely, Mel.
Hey, honey, I'm home.
- Where have you been?
- I was with Clark and Richie.
I am on an ovulating schedule.
You were supposed to be here at 6:00.
I thought you meant
Central Mountain Time.
Did you mean
Pacific Standard Time?
- Because you're from Colorado.
Don't you ovulate
according to where you're born?
Gus, that's just weird.
So from now on,
Pacific Standard Time.
I'm all over that, baby. I love you.
Check out this mitt. It's all black.
I look like a Borack warrior
from the Captain Mighty series.
Well, get a load of Mega Mitt.
Hey! Hey! What the...?
Watch it!
Clark? Richie?
without underwear on your head.
Brad. You have really
not slimmed down.
Oh, eat me.
So I heard from Jerry you tools
think you're athletes now.
I didn't know "athlete"
had three syllables. "a-tha-lete."
That's "ama-za-zing."
You think you're hot sh*t
because you know words.
Why don't you be a stud
and point us toward the register.
Or "register-er."
Swing by if you she-men wanna lose.
You can't handle the truth!
- Bring it!
- Suck it!
Gus!
Gus!
He can't hear us.
Hey, fellas.
- You okay, Richie?
- Yeah, I'm fine. Just purple nuts.
We just had a run-in with one of our
old bullies at the sporting goods store.
- What happened?
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