The Benchwarmers Page #3
Those butts! You could've gone
to the Super Bowl.
Yeah, that's the past.
- Hey, Richie, where's your brother?
- Howie! Come out, the guys are here.
Is he still dealing with agoraphobia?
Yeah, dude, he hasn't left the house
in six months.
There he is.
- Hey, Howie.
- How's it going, buddy?
Hey, guys.
against real people. It was classic.
All these punk teenagers are like,
"Get off our field."
We're like, "We'll play you for it."
And we did, and we beat them.
- I hit a foul, dude, it was sweet.
- It was awesome.
You gotta videotape it next time
so I can see.
- Buddy, just come with us.
- No. No.
It's not that scary. And you could use
Outside, bad. The sun, scary.
He's not my friend.
He wants to hurt me. Safe room.
- I know. Sun, bad. You, cuckoo.
- All right.
You know the best part about
winning a baseball game?
- What's that?
- Going to Pizza Hut to celebrate.
Richie?
Oh, yeah. Okay, buddy.
- Is that apple juice?
- No.
Honestly, you have
You could be a terrific ball player.
When you throw it to me,
and I catch it...
Not with my face, but with a glove.
- I like it.
I am starting to get the fever.
Dude, this chick is so hot.
What's going on?
Nothing. Just refilling the bar.
I love salad.
Yeah, it's...
...good and good for you.
I love salad.
That was some Barry White sh*t.
Very smooth.
Yeah, I work it when I have to.
- How's "Ms. Pac-Man" treating you?
- That red ghost is kicking my balls.
Yeah, that's them, Uncle Jerry.
Richie Goodman and Clark Reedy?
What were you losers doing
on my ball field today?
- Clark was. I was home.
- They were with me.
We were just hitting balls. These kids
showed up and we scrimmaged them.
That is priceless.
Clork the Dork and Richie Bitchy
playing baseball.
- Why is that so funny?
- Because they're retards.
They should stick to what they know:
Boogers and dingleberries.
You, stay away from my field...
...or I'll have my 12-year-old nephew
kick your ass.
Nice meeting you, Fairy Jerry.
- What was that?
- You gave them nicknames.
I thought I'd give you one.
Fairy Jerry.
- Oh, really?
- Really.
Okay, Gus.
Gus...
- Gus Bus.
- What?
That's you. Gus Bus.
Wow, that was a brutal comeback.
Let's go, guys. I don't think
I'll ever recover from that.
Man.
You stay off my field.
Stay away from the fairy dust, Jerry.
- "Gus Bus"?
- Shut up, Troy.
It was the coolest, Gus.
to Jerry like that.
I knew guys like that where I grew up.
They think they can do whatever.
I just wanted to say...
...that was great, the way
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