The Bates Haunting Page #5

and Haunted Hayride

is open for business!

And you're gonna

get your freak on!

Hey, Spud... Spuds.

Wasn't there a girl

killed there last year?

Something about... something

about a wall of fire...

Allegedly, there was a death...

burned... burned to death.

Burned to Death" was

the headline I remembered.

Come and get your tickets!

Get yourself some brews!

Get yourself some

pumpkin patch!

And go out and get scared!

Fun for the whole family.

We'll see you guys there.

Hey!

Nice hat!

Guys love me in this hat.

I bet.

Did you have fun?

Those Bates put on

a hell of a show.

You're not gonna check out

the hayride?

No, I'm not in the mood.

Are you...

are you holding up okay?

It's the one year anniversary

of my best friend's death.

And last night, I saw

my ex-boyfriend

chopped into pieces.

And my dad thinks

I'm crazy, so...

Yeah, I'm doing great.

I'm gonna slit your little face!

Junior!

Sorry, I love to scare people.

Haunt's still open for

another 15 minutes.

No way, man.

Aw, come on.

I saw you checking out

the dragon.

See, so I know you're curious.

Hey.

You know, you're not

the only one

who was devastated by

Lily's death.

I know it's just a "seasonal

job,"

but everyone who

worked here is my family.

The farm is all I have.

We could've lost everything.

Sorry, Junior.

Yeah, when did being sorry

ever bring someone back

from the dead?

I'm just, I'm just kidding.

Relax.

Come on,

let's go have some fun.

Come on!

Die!

- Hey!

- Aw!

Oh, I'm sorry Wayne!

I'm a little on edge!

You shouldn't have scared her

like that!

Hello, amateurs!

It's my f***ing job!

B*tch!

Sorry about him.

We like to scare people

we know a little... extra.

I have to get him taken care of.

I'll be right back.

You're all going to die!

Did you hear about

that naked couple

that died here last night?

I heard it was the ghost

of Lily Hansen.

Ooh!

You mean that b*tch that was

barbecued here last fall?

Yeah, this place has been

cursed since she died.

Yeah, we heard that, too.

That's why we came.

Hey!

- What's wrong?

- Nothing!

I'm fine.

Whoa, check that sh*t out!

Wayne?

What is he doing in this scene?

Aw, geez!

He's supposed to be off

for the rest of the night.

Hey, move!

We can't see!

Oh my god, that blade is real!

Will you shut up?!

We paid full price for this!

You're blocking our view!

Yeah, move your ass!

He's really being cut up!

Sit down, you idiot!

It's fake!

Whoa.

Junior, what is that?!

It's okay.

Junior, look!

Junior, I need to

get off the wagon.

I have to go check on Wayne.

Don't let Wayne's acting

fool you.

His mouth was taped up.

Why would Wayne do that?

He loves to be heard.

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