The Bachelor Page #6
No? Then we'll talk
about the conditions.
What is this, Brewster's Millions?
- Throw 'em at us!
- You and me both!
Keep it down!
Now, you moron.
Now's the time you can come in on me.
Come on!
The conditions are...
that he gets married...
that, to guarantee that the union...
isn't some shabby scam...
he and his wife remain married
for at least ten years...
- Ten years?
- one, zero...
spending no more than
and that within five years...
they produce
genetically verifiable offspring!
- I'd like to leave my grandson...
- No way.
with one final thought.
Jimmie boy...
if you don't get married...
before 6:
05 p.m....on your 30th birthday...
that was the time
you came into this world...
you're gonna get cut off...
without a goddamn cent and f...
I think we get the gist.
So when is the wedding?
oh, no.
The night we saw you
at the showroom...
you were on your way to...
The Starlight Room?
That was you?
Yep. That's right.
And you know what?
I'm glad.
Forget the Starlight Room!
Besides, I am gonna marry Anne.
I just have to reconcile myself
to the idea of marriage, that's all.
Well, you'd better start reconciling.
Your birthday is soon, right? Next week?
No, it's not next week.
Thank God.
It's tomorrow.
It's set. Gluckman got us the licenses
and my Uncle Gus lent me a limo.
Let's get the lady next door.
She can play the organ.
You think it's easy settin' up a wedding
in an hour and a half?
my grandmother's nursing home was free.
Yeah, well, there are limits.
What kind of dumb b*tch
What are you babbling about?
She gets a great guy like that
and lets him slip through her fingers.
Natalie, mind your own business.
I'm just thinking out loud.
He probably just tossed her up on
that piece of wood and said, "You win".
There's the priest.
- What do you feel right now?
- Well...
Get over it!
You're marrying the woman you love
and inheriting a fortune.
It's not like you're meeting
the Grim Reaper.
Jimmie Shannon?
I've come for you.
- Bye.
- Hey, what's that smell?
You're wearing his aftershave,
aren't you?
No. It's probably some just left
on the sweater or something.
Right. Yeah.
Have fun at Mom and Dad's.
I'm really sorry that I can't be there
for all the anniversary stuff.
Yeah, I can see
how heartbroken you are.
Bye.
So, how's my grandmother?
Should I tell her
about the money?
Are you kidding me?
You're thinking of not?
Do you really want to
start your marriage off with a lie?
No, but she's gonna kill me
if I tell her.
Anybody would.
Your call, man.
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