The Babymoon Page #3

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- Yes, sir.

- Golden gloves.

Trace Mcevans!

Dio mio.

May I please have

your autograph?

Uh, yeah, certainly. You know, hey,

happens all the time, you know?

Especially in the larger

entertainment markets.

I mean, glad to see that my

1.2 million view er base

is growing internationally.

Here you go, kid.

First famous autograph, hmm?

Actually, I got Bono's

autograph last month.

He was here

for a benefit concert.

Are you as famous as bono?

That's a good question.

I, uh, I, too,

am in a famous band.

Wait, like a band like U2?

Well, no, we only had

the one album,

but our sous,

"hard rock from the heart,"

was number one for five weeks,

three of them consecutive.

Stop the show!

Yes, I know who you are.

You're famous for... what?

Uh, you know, I did

a little bit of TV hosting,

I was in a band.

He's famous for cheating.

Somebody can be famous for this?

You heard him.

Every week a million people

would tune in to watch

his shitty reality show.

Uh! You should have seen it.

They take this d-list

celebrity couple,

they stick him in the house,

fill it with morally dubious

cable TV floozies,

while his girlfriend

watches everything

happening on a monitor.

Uh! It was brutal.

Ooh! And the best part,

be modest...

Let me guess, he cheated?

With every single one of them.

Wow.

Class act.

What was your nickname?

What did they call you?

You were the prince of penis,

or, um, royal d*ckhead

what did they... something.

What did they call you?

Yeah, that was a... that was

a tough time in my life,

and, you know,

before I settled down

and, as you know, it's TV

and there's no actual...

I mean, it's...

It's for a show, you know.

The producers they changed

the name of the show.

It was actually supposed to be

"lifestyle of a rocker,"

and you know, they made me

do some things

that I didn't really,

you know, wanna do.

What did they call you?

- King of... - king of infidelity!

That's it.

Not even a good nickname,

really. It doesn't roll.

If it was me, my show,

"sultan of shlong."

Right? A little mysterious,

a little Turkish sounding.

Not even a good nickname.

Looks like he didn't want

your autograph after all,

king of a**holes.

That's a good one, too.

That really is.

Think of the t-shirts.

Beautiful view

you guys got up here.

- Seora Mcevans!

- Uh!

Como Va shlong?

Uh...

Is everything to your liking?

Shlong... yes!

Everything's fine.

Please, allow me

to escort you to your room.

- Gracias.

- De nada.

Wish I could say

more than "gracias."

That's very good,

your pronunciation.

Constructed in the 1930s,

just above the ruins,

if you can look out there,

the ancient ruins

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