The Babymoon Page #2

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- Oh!

- It's okay, honey.

- I don't want you to fall back.

- Thank you.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yup.

We're just making a scene.

No, I'm not.

Don't worry.

Whale has beached.

Do you mind?

Ceviche rude.

Okay.

A**hole.

A**hole, yes.

Do you know who that is?

Who, what?

- That's Fabrice Mancini.

- I should know him from...

Do you know friends," two and

a half men, " Seinfeld?

- Yeah, of course. Okay, he had nothing

- to do with those,

but he always had a knack

for getting his lower grade

sitcoms to air right after them.

- Made a fortune.

- That's great.

Well, maybe he'll recognize you

and you'll feel right at home.

- Uh!

- What are you doing?

- Is he looking?

- No.

I'm gonna go to the pool.

- Do you want help?

- Nope, I got it.

I'm good, thanks.

You look great, honey.

Mi Amore.

At least you'll be pretty

like your father.

- I like that.

- Do that next time.

Oh, okay.

Just make sure

that you send it out...

What the hell is going on here?

Honey,

I'm... I... I...

Hanna, honey,

it's just the receipt.

It's for a couple of drinks.

I can't drink.

No, baby, it's not for you.

It's for Fabrice.

Huh? It's a classy move, right?

Sending over drinks and he

has to at least thank me.

Gives me an opening.

There it is.

Hey, sir, this gentleman

down there sent these for you.

- Uh!

- Bastards.

Hey, kid, what's your name?

- Diago.

- Diago.

How would you like to make

this many pesos?

- I'm gonna go back to the room.

- Hey, great idea, honey.

Rest up for dinner,

we're here to relax.

I need you to go over

to those girls

and tell them that you saw

someone famous.

- Okay.

- Okay?

Wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, um, maybe, uh,

maybe "famous"

is too pretentious.

- Really cool.

- Really cool, okay.

Wait, wait, wait, um,

"in awe-inspiring way."

What does this mean?

Like, uh, wow, wow.

- Wow.

- Wow, wow.

Wow, wow, wow.

- Wow.

- Wow, wow, wow.

Wow. Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Hola, seora.

Oh, sh*t.

I am so sorry.

The Jewel is fine.

More importantly, miss,

are you all right?

Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

That jewelry

is absolutely beautiful.

May I ask who the designer is?

Uh, it's me, actually.

- Absolute ly breathtaking.

- Thank you.

I have a small line

in a boutique in Los Angeles.

I will pay for any damage

there is to that bracelet.

Not necessary.

I'm the buyer for this store.

We have many hotel chains at all

the top resorts across the world

and I would like to talk

to you about your line.

- No.

- Yes.

Wait, really?

Unless you're not interested.

- Excuse me.

- Can I help you?

Yeah! You, you...

I saw you over there

you look like a boxer.

- I'm a golden Glover.

- No kidding.

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