The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again Page #6

- I don't know, sir.

Where did

they come from, Reid?

I have no idea, Sergeant.

- Well, get 'em out of there.

On their feet.

- Yes, sir.

We're moving.

We're moving.

Now, who in blazes are you,

and how did you get

in an army conveyance?

Don't answer that.

I'll do all the talking here, Amos.

And besides,

who wants to know?

I want to know!

You obviously don't know

who you're talking to, Little Boy Blue.

I like that.

Where is your horn, Little Boy Blue?

[Chuckles]

- Get some coffee in them, Sergeant.

- Yes, sir.

At ease.

Now, gentlemen, come

with me to the orderly room...

and I'll explain the benefits

of military life to you.

Free food, outdoor activity

in the fresh air...

the camaraderie

of soldiering...

and that great feeling

of belonging.

Now, gentlemen, come with me

and I'll help you...

with the little details

of joining our group.

Now you're talkin',

soldier boy.

After that, we'll take care

of another little detail.

[Jim]

Hey, you, trapper...

what do you got here?

I found him up there

just this side of timberline.

Just like this.

It's Flint and Quinn, sir.

Yeah, I been hearin' that...

military is payin' thirty dollars a head

for deserters, dead or alive...

- so I put in for...

- Thanks for bringing them in...

but that's all you get.

These two

were killed on duty.

- Take care of them, Corporal,

and bring those arrows to me.

- Yes, sir.

Just thanks?

That's all I get?

By gollies, l-l-I fetched them

a long ways.

Seems like you oughta... do...

somethin' for somebody.

Gets so you can't hardly...

trust nobody no more.

Come on, boy. Let's go.

And you're certain

they're Shoshone.

Well, it could be Paiute, sir,

but they're not usually this far west.

Then why can't we find

any sign of them?

Where did they get to?

- What was in the wagon?

- Blankets, rifles, sidearms.

Well, that'll be

sold to renegades.

- Put 'em with the other evidence.

- Yes, sir.

Jim.

I don't know what

I'm gonna tell Washington.

Uh, yes, sir.

[Horse Whinnies]

Halt. Who's there?

Identify.

Halt!

Corporal of the guard!

Corporal of the guard!

We got a deserter!

Check back there.

Secure the gates!

Who is it?

I don't know, sir.

- Check the stables

and sound assembly immediately.

- Yes, sir.

There he is!

What are you doing

with these?

When you've been

bucked and gagged

for a few days...

you'll feel more

communicative, soldier.

Put him in the guardhouse.

Double the guard.

Company ready

for inspection, Corporal?

- Ready for inspection, Sergeant.

- I'll conduct the inspection.

[Snoring]

- Is this company ready

for inspection, Corporal?

- Sorry, Sergeant.

[Snoring Continues]

Did 'ems have

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes