The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again Page #5

I just hope he doesn't go

into one ofhis long speeches.

Here's your rifle,

Mr. Hitchcock.

He's some kind

of lawman, ain't he?

[Man]

He's the man. He's the man

that's gonna get 'em.

You can do it.

- Will you kindly assist me?

- Gladly.

[Crowd Murmuring]

[Groaning]

All right.

Easy does it.

- Watch your step.

- [Groaning]

[Man]

Just look at him.

- That's a fine figure of a man.

- Here, here.

Because those two cringin'...

pusillanimous polecats...

returned some money...

they shall not escape

my vengeance.

Be assured, good citizens

ofJunction City...

I will not rest until...

the Apple Dumpling Gang...

is completely destroyed...

and removed from society.

- [Cheering]

- May I have my trusty steed,

young man...

if you don't mind?

Thank you.

That will do just fine, I believe.

Here we go.

[Groans]

[Man]

Watch out, there. Stand back.

[Man #2]

Give him some room.

That's it. Listen, listen.

I shall have

their carcasses...

back in this town

in two weeks.

- Two weeks.

- [Crowd Applauding]

You can come out now,

Miss Gaskill.

- Are you quite ready now?

- Oh, yes, ma'am. That was

the last case of champagne.

It's about time. I'll have

you know I'm not in the habit

of bein' kept waitin', Private.

- Well, after all,

it is for your party.

- Especially in this condition.

And furthermore,

in the future, Private...

I will expect an officer

to accompany me,

and not an enlisted man.

And you can rest assured...

[Dialogue Fades]

For heaven's sake!

[Groaning]

Are you certain

you're takin'the right road?

I've ridden all over, and

I've never experienced anything

that compares with this.

[Groaning Continues]

Oh, is this the first time

you've traveled this road?

Why, you rarely miss a rut.

Well, just shift in the saddle,

so to speak. It only hurts half as bad.

As soon as we get to Fort Concho,

my father's gonna hear all about this.

Well, if this comes

to a court-martial...

they might demand to see evidence

of your complaint.

You forget

your place, soldier.

- Giddyup, now. Ho!

- Merciful heavens.

Believe me, I fully intend

to give a detailed account

of your incompetence and your...

Uh-huh. Yes.

Appears we're on

the same trail, my dear.

With your permission...

I'll just let you

lead the way, hmm?

Whoa, now. Whoa.

And here we are.

Allow me.

- Millie!

- Oh, Dad!

- What's all this?

- You all right, darlin'?

- Daddy, you wouldn't believe

what I've been through.

- What happened, Millie?

- Oh, Jim...

- Well, come on in

and tell me all about it.

I'll be right with you, Millie.

I'll just get the bags.

Sergeant Slaughter?

- Yes, sir.

- Come here.

[Both Snoring]

- What is that?

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