The Amazing Digital Circus Page #4

Season #1

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Zooble:
What? No, god! I don't want an in-house adventure!

Caine:
Don't worry, Zooble. I'll make it something unobtrusive that you can still choose to not get involved with!

Caine:
Today's adventure is... Gather the Gloinks!

Caine:
Hahahahah! AHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HAHa-

(Caine laughs maniacally. He is cut off as he starts saying the next lines.)

Caine:
That's right! The entire circus tent will be infested with Gloinks, and you gotta catch 'em all!

Bubble:
But what are they?

Caine:
I'm glad You asked, Bubble, they're small-

Bubble:
And what do they do?

Caine:
They-

Bubble:
And how do they-

(Caine pops Bubble.)

Caine:
Gloinks are small mischievous critters that steal anything and everything they run into! Why do these humanoid hashbrowns do this? How do you stop them? That's for you to find out. Now, good luck, and have fun, my little superstars!

(Caine disappears.)

Pomni:
...What did any of that mean?

Ragatha:
Oh, that's just one of Caine's little adventures. They're just... something fun to do to, you know, prevent us from going insane. (nervous chuckle)

Zooble:
*sigh* Speak for yourself. If anyone needs me, then %$!# off. (Zooble pulls the middle finger, which is also censored.)

(Gloinks appear and steal Zooble's body parts}

Zooble:
Oh God, oh jeez, NO! OH GOD! SOMEBODY HELP!

(Gangle gasps and Jax begins to be sarcastic)

Jax:
Oh no, they killed Zooble. Anyway, you guys wanna go get something to eat?

Ragatha:
...Oh wait, we should go check on Kaufmo! I'm pretty sure he'd like to meet Pomni!

(The Gloinks steal Kingers' "Impenetrable Fortress", which was his aforementioned pillow fort)

Kinger:
MY IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS!!

Ragatha:
You wanna come with us to check on Kaufmo?

Kinger:
No, not really. I think Kaufmo's gone insane. Last time I spoke with him, he was rambling endlessly about some exit. Kind of like you, Pomni! You might be going insane too.

Pomni:
BUT WAIT! Wouldn't that more likely mean the exit DOES exist?

Jax:
Could also mean that you just have a jumpstart on losing your mind?

(Gangle speaks from far away, making her voice softer)

Gangle:
Wait! What about Zooble!?

Pomni:
Well, I think I'd like to ask him about it, IF this was real, which it isn't, because it’s a dream.

Jax:
Heh, she still thinks this is a dream.

Ragatha:
Uhh... why are you looking at me like that?

Jax:
I'm fine with doing whatever, as long as I get to see funny things happening to people!

(A gloink smacks Jax)

Jax:
Ow! Okay, I've already had enough of these things. *sigh* You, me, and Pomni will go check on Kaufmo, which leaves crybaby (Gangle) and hoo-ha (Kinger) together to go handle the Zooble situation.

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