The Amazing Digital Circus Page #3

Season #1

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(Zooble controls the arm and chokes Jax while talking.)

Zooble:
Yeah, what are you talking about?

(The camera cuts off to Caine still watching Bubble lick the vomit.)

Caine:
Uh-uh-I- *clears throat* I assure you there is no "magical exit door." You're probably just experiencing DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS! From your mind's transition to the digital plane.

???:
But, I-I swear I saw-

Caine:
DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS!

(Caine looks like he's stressing out.)

Caine:
...How about we talk about something else? Like your name!

???:
My name? My name is uhh... AAHH! OH, GOD! WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER MY NAME!?

Caine:
Nobody can remember their name once they enter the Digital Circus! One of the few things I don't have control over are your minds! So all I can help you with is coming up with a new one!

(The Jester's eyes go abstract, again.)

???:
Ugh...what's my name...?

Caine:
Don't you worry your little head. Your new name can be anything!...

Caine:
...hereby acknowledging that your chosen name or names may not breach the Digital Circus User License Agreement stating that your name may not include objectionable content. Objectionable content includes - but is not limited to - sexually explicit material, obscene, defamatory, libelous, slanderous, violent, and or unlawful content or profanity. (He said very quickly, as if it were a commercial warning)

Caine:
What are you thinkin’?

???:
Huh? I... don't care, just pick anything.

Caine:
Let’s see!

(A slot machine of letters falls down and rolls.)

Caine:
What do you think of XDDCC? (Stammering)

???:
I don't-

Caine:
You're right, terrible. Let's try that again!

(The slot machine of letters rolls again)

Caine:
What do you think of POMNI?

???:
Huh? Uhh, sure.. I think I just-

In-house Adventure for Pomni

Caine:
Gadzooks, you're right, Jax! We should have a brand new adventure for our new member, Pomni!

Jax:
I said that, like, 5 minutes ago.

(Caine points to Pomni)

Caine:
You! Do you like adventure? Activity? Wonder? Danger? Horror? Pain? Suffering? Agony? Death? Disease? Death? Angel food cake?

(Bubble appears and eats the angel food cake Caine had pulled out as he said that line. Caine looks at Bubble, horrified.)

Caine:
You PARASITE! *pops Bubble*

Pomni:
Uh- I don't really-

Caine:
Since you're new around here, we're gonna make it a simple, in-house, adventure to warm you up to how things work around here.

Zooble:
What? No, god! I don't want an in-house adventure!

Caine:
Don't worry, Zooble. I'll make it something unobtrusive that you can still choose to not get involved with!

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