The Alchemist Cookbook Page #4

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Uh, I feel so f***in' good.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where you been?

I been in the f***in'

woods, f***in' wit' your boy.

You know him.

No I don't.

I don't know sh*t.

That big black nigga

been out in the woods,

f***in' scarin' sh*t outta me,

and I don't even know who he is.

I don't know sh*t.

I just know my wackass trailer,

and I been in there

talkin' to the devil,

like it ain't nothin'.

You woke up the

wrong motherf***er.

What?

Sean? Sean.

Sean, what the f***, man?

Yo, yo that motherf***er

took my life, dog.

What the f***?

Yo, I don't.

I don't know what's

happening, man.

What's going on?

Yo, he want your sh*t, nigga.

He want all that sh*t, nigga.

You gotta give it to him.

That nigga's so pissed, dog.

He just like you.

If you don't give that sh*t

up, he gon' take that sh*t.

That's a greedy

motherf***er, dog.

That's a greedy.

Yo, that nigga gon' kill

me just for talkin' to you.

He gon' kill me, dog.

No, that sh*t can't happen.

You owe him, nigga.

He pissed, dog.

He pissed.

Give me yo sh*t, nigga.

You owe me, f***.

Give me all that sh*t.

You want gold, you

gotta pay for that sh*t.

Pay up, nigga.

The f*** you goin'?

You just gon' walk away from me?

You gon' walk away from

me, you f***in' p*ssy?

Coward.

You a coward.

You want the f***in' truth,

you come find me, nigga,

and bring yo sh*t.

Bring all that sh*t.

You want gold, you gotta

pay for that sh*t, nigga.

It's over, Cas.

It's over.

I was gonna be all rich.

Buy us a big mansion

out in the woods.

No one would even

know we were here.

Our fortress.

Man, have a snake in the

front yard, a python.

Big motherf***er,

dangerous motherf***er.

Had great ideas for

our mansion, Cas.

I was gonna order a whole

truckload of Doritos,

just eat dorito

sandwiches every day.

Man, we were gonna

eat like kings.

Pack our giant

fridge with Gatorade.

Those little juice things.

Capri suns, yeah.

So many f***in' Capri suns.

Damn.

Oh.

We'd have one of those

little Debby shelves, too.

Just like they

have in the store.

We have a whole

room-full of them,

and they'd go all the

way up to the ceiling.

We could take

whatever we wanted.

Wouldn't even have

to pay for it.

All for us.

And I'd wear a white

robe everywhere.

I wouldn't give a f***.

Beautiful white robe.

Just walkin' around my

mansion, in the woods,

in my robe.

Eating foot-long hot dogs

and taking bubble baths.

Yeah.

And I was gonna build

one of those green walls.

Just hit tennis balls off of it,

just like those

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