ThanksKilling Page #4

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last night, killed my precious

dog, flashy.

I think he's out to get all of

us.

Who the hell is this

creepster?

Buzz off, old man.

Trust me, kid.

Leave this cursed place now.

I'll take care of that goddamn

Turkey.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Can we just get the girls up and

get going?

This place is giving me the

Heebie-jeebies.

Yeah, that's good.

Look who's scared now.

Billy! Hurry up!

So, what did that old fart have

to say to you anyway, Billy?

Oh, nothing.

Right.

Was it about a certain killer

Turkey?

No.

Okay, yeah.

So I believe what Kristen said.

Big f***ing deal.

Can we just shut up about it?

Oh, my.

Wait, wait, so you actually

believe that there is a real

killer Turkey on the loose?

What a loser, god!

Well, I know it sounds

crazy, but, yeah.

I woke up with Turkey deuce all

over me.

I think he was trying to kill

me, but that old hermit saved

me.

You're a freak, Billy.

A freak!

But I believe your story.

I'm not gonna say

anything.

Wow.

I didn't think that my story

would have this much of an

effect on you guys.

I mean, you're the cool kids,

right?

Whatever.

Can we just go back, enjoy our

families and have a nice

Thanksgiving break?

Can we just do that? Okay?

Sure, sure.

Good.

God.

You guys and your damn Turkey

stories.

Johnny, I'm sorry

about the things I said last

night.

I guess I was just a little

beaked out... I mean, freaked

out, you know?

No need to apologize,

gorgeous.

Young Johnny Steele has an

Oldsmobile

He loves his dear little

girl

She is the queen of his gas

machine

She has his heart in a whirl

now when they go for a...

Ass, gas, or grass?

Well, I'm out of gas.

Guess I'll take ass.

Mm-hmm.

Now that's what I call a tight

ass.

Yeah.

No. It's not for you.

Or anyone else, for that matter.

Please mister, please.

I have a daughter.

Call her.

Okay.

To the church, we'll

swiftly steal

Then our wedding bells will

peal

Hi, honey.

It's daddy.

Ha!

Yeah, sweetie, I'll be home

real soon.

Sweetie, please give mommy a

kiss and tell her that...

they love to spark in the

dark old park

As they go flying along

Thanks for driving me,

Johnny.

I really appreciate it.

You should totally call me up

sometime.

I'd love to hang out with you.

Looks like someone is trying to

get with you, Johnny.

Haven't you noticed?

She tries that with everyone.

It's like her legs are harder to

shut than the Jonbenet Ramsey

case.

Oh, sh*t! Dang!

Damn, that was good.

Bye, guys.

Sh*t, that was good!

Yeah it was, man.

That was a good one.

Oh, god.

Oh, f***.

Oh, Johnny.

I was worried sick!

Mom, mom, I'm

fine.

I'm okay. I'm here now.

That's all that matters.

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