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So what, Darren?
Like, what's your point?
You, you're trying to
tell me that you don't know what
Crawberg is?
Okay, guys, it's time for me to
fill you in on one of the most
notorious moments in pilgrim
history.
Back in the 1500s, in the
settlement of Crawberg, an old
Indian by the name of
feather cloud, who some people
thought had black magic powers,
was dishonored by a pilgrim.
Oh, my ex-boyfriend was
a pilgrim.
The pilgrim's name
was Chuck Langston.
Well, that's my last
name.
I know, Billy.
before, but he's probably one of
your ancestors.
Well, anyways.
The old Indian was so outraged,
white men.
This was no ordinary curse,
however.
Feather cloud necromanced a...
Turkey that would roam the earth
every 505 years, killing the
first humans he made contact
with.
He was more evil than anything
you've ever seen before... a
Turkey that would stop at
nothing to get what he wanted...
To kill.
Are you shitting me?
A killer Turkey?
Bullshit, Darren.
You're starting to scare Kristen
now.
I'm not scared.
I'm scared.
Well, it's kind of a
legend, guys.
There are tons of books written
about it.
Turkeyologists all over the
world...
Oh, brother.
Know it as
thankskilling.
Let me guess, it's
been 505 years later, right?
No.
It will be in 45 minutes.
Come on, I mean, it's
totally impossible for a Turkey
to kill a human...
Right?
Yeah, yeah it is.
Oh, there are ways.
I guess we'll just have to wait
and find out.
Damn it, you little
weasel.
I told you, this is not cool for
you to scare us like this.
There sure are.
I'm getting wasted.
Because Kristen told me that I
could have a good time.
No, you're not.
Did you pay for that beer?
I don't think so.
Well, uh, since
there are only so many tents, do
you want to spend the night with
me, Johnny?
Gee, Kristen, I'd
love to.
just in case you got scared or
something.
I have a free spot in my
tent, too, Johnny.
Flashy?
Flashy?
Flashy!
Your dog had an accident.
What the hell?
What kind of accident?
Well, I took this here ax
and I ax-identally cut him.
Get it? Ax-ident.
Die, Turkey, you
demon!
So long, sucker.
I will get you,
Turkey!
I will get you if it's the last
thing I ever do, you son of a
b*tch!
Why, why?!
First my wife, now you, flashy!
Damn you, Turkey, damn you!!
It's getting late.
This was fun, guys,
but I think it's time to hit the
sack.
Then go to bed after
that.
Right, guys?
Yeah! I got it,
Billy.
That was a good one.
Sh*t!
I forgot to call my dad.
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