Thank You For Smoking Page #5
Now you know who taught me that?
No, sir. Who?
Fidel Castro.
Do you remember 1952?
Well, sir, I wasn't alive in 1952.
Good Lord, I was in Korea
shooting Chinese in 1952.
Really?
Today they're our best customer.
Next time we won't have to shoot
so many of them, will we?
No, sir.
Reader's Digest
nailed us with
As Churchill said,
that was perhaps the end
of our beginning.
Tell me,
do you enjoy your current work, Nick?
Yes, sir.
It's challenging...
If you can do tobacco,
you can do anything.
Yes, sir, I like that.
You know, Nick, you remind me
just a little bit
of myself when I was your age.
Well, thank you, sir.
Like that Joan Lunden show you did.
cried, apologized,
but you didn't.
You stayed loyal.
And you gave it
to that son of a b*tch good.
My pleasure.
Now, BR's come under the idea
producers in Hollywood
to make the actors smoke on screen.
You know, like in the old days.
Say, that's, uh...
that's a great idea.
Mm-hmm.
Smart man, that BR.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And loyal.
Yes, sir?
Have a seat, Ron.
You, see, Ron, I can't be
everywhere I'm needed.
That's why I send
people like you
to speak on my behalf.
When you're there,
you're not Ron Goode,
the guy your friends probably like,
you're Senator Finistirre's aide,
and your name really doesn't matter.
So, when
Ron Goode acts
like a complete a**hole
on the Joan Lunden Show,
I am being an a**hole
on the Joan Lunden Show.
Senator, sir, he sprang on me like...
Where in the hell
did you find cancer boy?
He was supposed to be quite reliable.
The Pulmonary Council
was one of his references.
F***ing nonprofits.
When you're looking
for a cancer kid,
he should be hopeless.
He should have a wheelchair.
He should have trouble talking.
He should have
a little pet goldfish
he carries around
in a ziplock bag-
hopeless.
I apologize, sir, but if it wasn't
- for Nick Naylor...
- Nick Naylor?
Don't you even think
of using him as an excuse.
The man shills bullshit for a living.
You work for a f***ing senator.
A senator who is supposed
to be tough on tobacco.
Have a little... pride,
for God's sake.
It won't happen again, sir,
I promise.
All right, you're excused.
Sometimes I feel like
a Colombian drug dealer.
The other day, my own granddaughter,
flesh of flesh of my own loins,
asked me, "Granddaddy, is it true
cigarettes are bad for you?"
We got to do something, Nick.
I think you're our man.
Thank you, sir.
I want you to work
on this Hollywood project.
Get out there the next
few weeks, stir things up
Sir, about the,
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