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ten billion cigarettes a year.
By 1930,
we were up to 123 billion.
What happened in between?
Three things.
A world war,
dieting... and movies.
Movies?
Suddenly, directors need to give
their actors
something to do
while they're talking.
Cary Grant, Carole Lombard
are lighting up.
Bette Davis- a chimney.
And Bogart-
remember the first picture
with him and Lauren Bacall?
Well, yea... not specifically.
Oh, she sort
of shimmies in
through the doorway,
Pure sex.
She says,
"Anyone got a match?"
And Bogie throws
the matches at her...
and she catches them.
Greatest romance of the century.
How'd it start?
Lighting a cigarette.
These days when someone
smokes in the movies,
they're either a psychopath
or a European.
The message Hollywood
needs to send out
is smoking is cool.
We need the cast of Will and Grace
Forrest Gump puffing away
between his box of chocolates.
the love of Julia Roberts
her Virginia Slims.
Most of the actors smoke already.
If they start doing it on-screen,
we can put the sex
back into cigarettes.
Well, it's a thought.
I was hoping for something
a little more inspiring,
but at least you're thinking.
Rest of you people,
slam your f***ing brains
against your desks
until something useful comes out.
That was awesome.
Thank you.
Nick, you've been summoned.
Captain wants to see you.
He saw the Joan show.
What'd he think?
Get your ass on the next flight
to Winston-Salem.
Most people have this image
in their heads
of tobacco executives
jet-setting around the world
on private planes,
eating foie gras
Not me.
I like to ride with the people.
Know your clients.
My people cram themselves
into a tiny seat,
pop a Xanax and dream
of the moment
with fresh tobacco.
If I can convince just one of
these kids to pick up smoking,
I've paid for my flight-round-trip.
The Captain is the last great
man of tobacco.
He introduced filters
when cigarettes first got
slammed by Reader's Digest.
Later, he founded
the Academy of Tobacco Studies.
The club was founded
so they'd have a place
to get away from their wives.
Here, the Captain is a legend-
a self-made man who started
from nothing,
and ended up with everything...
except, evidently, a son.
Nick, my boy.
You're just in time for mud.
Thank you.
Sit down there. Yeah.
Yeah.
You know the secret
to a really good julep?
No, sir.
Well, you crush the mint
down onto the ice with your thumb
and you grind it in, see?
And it releases the menthol.
Hmm.
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