Tenure Page #3
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I really like your class.
Thank you, Robin.
It's, like, the best class
I have at Grey.
It's a great group
of kids.
Except Ben.
[Laughs]
Do you think I'm fat?
Of course not.
Why... Why would you
say that?
This guy...
This a**hole...
Look, Robin...
Heh.
You're a very...
Attractive girl.
All right?
So don't let anybody
tell you otherwise.
Okay?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Um, no.
Not right now.
Don't you get lonely?
I... Yeah, sure I do.
I mean, just like
everybody...
So do I.
Yeah.
Well...
I should go find
Professor Hadley.
But it was great
talking to you.
And, uh,
I'll see you Monday.
Hi, Stan.
How you doing?
Can you drive me home?
Nope, gotta go.
Jay!
Jay!
Come on, man!
JAY:
Up here, man.Jay?
JAY:
Up here, man!Come on up, man.
It's unreal.
JAY:
I've spent daysup in trees...
Waiting for Bigfoot.
That's great, Jay.
Should we
head home now?
What do you think?
It's about the passion,
you know?
Yes. Passion.
ever spent four days
in a tree?
Probably not, no.
And he got tenure.
Yeah, it's, uh...
It's messed up.
Passion isn't enough
anymore.
That's what's
messed up.
It's not about
the classroom.
It's not about
the kids.
What do you think
my chances are?
For tenure?
Yeah.
Dude, you're running
unopposed.
I haven't published
anything in over a year.
Can we focus
on my sh*t-storm here?
Yeah. Sorry.
I'm 42 years old.
I'm sitting in a tree.
You seem so sober now.
What happened to
"touch my face"?
I'm pretty sure it was
just dyed aspirin.
Placebo, man.
I'll tell you one thing...
That sh*t-stack
Guarantee it.
WOMAN:
Mr. Thurber,may I have a word?
Professor Slocumb,
how are you?
Myself and the rest of
the female faculty
Would very much
appreciate it
If you would please
lift the toilet seat
When you urinate in
the faculty restroom.
What are you
talking about?
I always do.
So, are you telling me
That the puddle of urine
I just sat in
Was not yours?
Yeah. I mean, no.
It, uh...
It wasn't mine.
It wasn't my urine.
I watched you
leave the bathroom.
I swear,
I put the seat up.
Maybe...
Maybe when
I flushed it,
You know, maybe
it sprayed up.
No, no.
It was urine.
And it looked to me
like you aimed directly
At the toilet seat...
And just pissed...
Willy-nilly...
Without a care
in the world.
I don't piss
willy-nilly, all right?
I'm fairly accurate,
And I always
put the seat up.
Don't let it happen
again, Thurber.
Hey. I didn't do it.
Way to go, fire hose.
A pledge of $50 is
all we're asking for.
Show us your support
And call the number
on your screen.
[Dialing]
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