Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Page #3

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## Aaaah ##

lt's just slidin' on your knees.

Is it?

Or is it the single

most powerful stage move...

in any rocker's arsenal?

Oh.

Gimme a power slide.

Full throttle.

No fear.

I'll give you a power slide.

- How'd that feel?

- Really good.

How did it look?

Amazing...

...ly bad.

## Doo-doo-doo-

mm-doodle-diddum-doo-doo ##

## I'm cleaning this apartment ##

## 'Cause it's gonna

help me, maybe ##

## Get into

the Kyle Gass Project ##

## Roodle-oodle-doo,

roodle-oodle doo ##

## Roodle-oodle-doo-doo-doo ##

Hey, what's this check

for 200 bucks?

Oh, gimme that.

That's a royalty check.

Why's it say,

"I love you, pumpkin" on it?

Well, um, it's the name

of a song.

Big hit in Canada.

Get back to work.

Whoa, check out that superfox!

Do you think you can

handle a woman like that?

I think so.

Well, you'd better know so...

'cause there's gonna be

ten times hotter ones...

backstage at the Kyle Gass Project.

Really?

Sex is a crucial component

to the Kyle Gass Project.

Now drop

and give me one cock push-up.

What's a cock push-up?

What's a cock push-up?

A cock push-up, my friend, is

where you lay on your stomach...

and lift yourself off the ground

with nuthin' but your boner.

No problem.

The cock is a muscle.

You gotta learn how to flex it.

From now on, I want you to do

one cock push-up a day...

every day.

- It hurts my cock.

- Keep at it. You never know...

when you'll need to f*** your way

out of a tight situation.

Whoo!

## Ding-ding-a-ding-

ding-a-ding-ding-ding ##

## His fingers move

with blinding speed ##

## Within my mind

he'll plant the seed ##

## I'm proud to be

amongst his learned flock ##

## He teaches me ##

## Beseeches me ##

## And when I've learned

all of his lessons ##

## Then I'll know the

ancient secrets of his rock ##

Aaah.

Yeah.

Oh oh oh, yeah!

I f***ing did it!

Oh, I did it!

Hey. Dude, you reached KG.

You know what to do. Uhhh.

Dude, pick up.

Dude, it's Jables. Pick up, man.

- Yeah.

- Yeah! Ha ha ha!

I did it, man. Check it out.

You hear that?

The training is working, man.

I made ten whole bucks

with my rock!

Good. Go score me a dime bag.

A what?

Ten dollars' worth of weed.

Now, listen.

Go down to Wake & Bake Pizza...

Ask for Jojo.

Tell him you want

the Bob Marley extra crispy.

He'll know

what you're talking about.

All right, dude. Roger that.

One extra crispy coming up!

Stone Age man

now had the muscle power...

and mental power necessary

to evolve to new heights.

He then found the means

to harness...

an even greater energy source.

The animals and creatures around him.

Hmm.

Animal power would give him the food...

and transportation, the clothing

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