Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

Synopsis: This is the story of a friendship that changes the course of rock history forever, of the fateful collision of minds between JB and KG that led to the creation of the precedent-shattering band Tenacious D, and of the two heroes' quest to find the fabled Guitar Pick Of Destiny...
Director(s): Liam Lynch
Production: New Line Cinema
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.8
Metacritic:
55
Rotten Tomatoes:
54%
R
Year:
2006
93 min
$8,199,999
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1,072 Views


- Ready, Kage?

- Ready.

Let's do this.

Fatty.

Check. Uggh.

Bean and cheese burrito.

Bean and chee...

Tenacious sound check initiated.

Engage Kage!

Aah!

Ha ha ha ha ha! High-five!

Hnnh!

OK.

Two, three...

## A long-ass fucking time ago

in a town called Kickapoo ##

## There lived a humble family,

religious through and through ##

## But hey,

there was a black sheep ##

## And he knew just what to do ##

## His name was Young JB

and he refused to step in line ##

## A vision he did see of

fucking rocking all the time ##

## He wrote a tasty jam

and all the planets did align ##

## Oh, the dragon's balls

were blazing ##

## As I stepped into his cave ##

## Then I sliced

his fucking cockles ##

## With my long and shiny blade ##

## 'Twas I who

fucked the dragon ##

## Fucka lye, sing, fucka loo ##

## And if you try

to f*ck with me ##

## Then I shall f*ck you too ##

## Gotta get it on

in the party zone ##

## I gots to shoot a load

in the party zone ##

## Gotta lick a toad

in the party zone ##

## Gotta suck a choad

in the party zone ##

Aaaah!

## You disobeyed my orders, son,

Why were you ever born? ##

## Your brother's 10 times

better than you ##

## Jesus loves him more ##

## This music

that you've played for us ##

## Comes from

the depths of hell ##

## Rock & roll's

the Devil's work ##

## He wants you to rebel ##

## You'll become

a mindless puppet ##

## Beelzebub

will pull the strings ##

## Your heart

will lose direction ##

## And chaos it will bring ##

## You better shut your mouth,

you better watch your tone ##

## You're grounded for a week

with no telephone ##

## Don't let me hear you cry,

don't let me hear you moan ##

## You gotta praise the Lord

when you're in my home ##

## Dio, can you hear me?

I am lost and so alone ##

## I'm asking for your guidance ##

## Won't you come down

from your throne? ##

## I need the tight compadre

who will teach me how to rock ##

## My father thinks you're evil,

but, man, he can suck a cock ##

## Rock is not the Devil's work,

it's magical and rad ##

## I'll never rock as long as

I am stuck here with my dad ##

## I hear you,

brave young Jables ##

## You are hungry for the rock ##

## But to learn

the ancient methods ##

## Secret doors you must unlock ##

## Escape your

father's clutches ##

## And this oppressive

neighborhood ##

## On a journey you must go

to find the land of Hollywood ##

## In the city of fallen angels ##

## Where the ocean

meets the sand ##

## You will form

a strong alliance ##

## And the world's

most awesome band ##

## To find your

fame and fortune ##

## Through the valley

you must walk ##

## You will face your inner demons ##

## Now go, my son, and rock! ##

## So he bailed

from fucking Kickapoo ##

## With hunger in his heart ##

## And he journeyed far and wide

to find the secrets of his art ##

## But in the end he knew that

he would find his counterpart ##

## Rock ##

## Ro-o-o-ck ##

## Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o ##

## Hey-yeah-hey-yeah-hey-yeah-

yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-hey-yeah ##

## Rock! ##

## Tenacious D, Tenacious D ##

## D, D, D, D ##

## Oh, oh, oh, oh ##

## Tenacious ##

## Tenacious D, Tenacious D ##

## Tenacious D, Tenacious D ##

## Tenacious D ##

## Tenacious D,

Ten! Ten! Ten! Ten! ##

## Ten is ten, is ten,

is ten, is... ##

This place is awesome.

Gold man. Ha ha ha!

Whoa!

Ohhh! Oh, man!

- Thank you.

- Oh, my God.

OK, that was

the best thing I have ever seen.

- Who are you?

- The name's Kyle Gass.

Kyle Gass.

Dude, will you just teach me

that one thing that you did?

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Jack Black

Thomas Jacob "Jack" Black (born August 28, 1969) is an American actor, comedian, musician, singer and songwriter. His acting career has been extensive, starring primarily in comedy films. Black is known for his roles in Shallow Hal (2001), School of Rock (2003), King Kong (2005), The Holiday (2006), the Kung Fu Panda franchise (2008–2016), Tropic Thunder (2008), Gulliver's Travels (2010), Goosebumps (2015), and Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017). He has been nominated for two Golden Globe Awards. Black is the lead vocalist of the comedic rock duo Tenacious D which he formed in 1994 with friend Kyle Gass. They have released the albums Tenacious D, The Pick of Destiny, and Rize of the Fenix. more…

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