Telling the Story of Us Page #4
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- 1999
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...at the Beverly Center food court.
She had a little ring
in the bellybutton.
But you know what?
I forgave her because
it wasn't in her eyebrow or tongue.
Beautiful. We start chatting...
...and we strike up a conversation,
waiting for our turkey.
I'm telling you,
she's smiling, I'm smiling...
...and just that
...will do wonders for me when
I'm shaking hands with the sheriff.
I know exactly what
you're talking about.
-Am I wrong?
-No, you're right!
The other day, I told a joke
to this intriguing woman...
...that I met at the cleaners.
If this were the '30s,
she'd be a Communist...
...or at least
a Communist sympathizer.
But the point is, the way
she laughed at that joke...
...reminded me of how Rachel
used to laugh at my jokes.
I think the Ten Commandments were
probably a lot easier to stick to...
...when you dropped dead at 35.
I mean, we--
They should be amended.
A little amendment,
like the Constitution.
"Thou shalt not covet
thy neighbor's house, wife or ass.
But if you have to covet
your neighbor's wife's ass...
...don't do it
in thy neighbor's house."
A simple amendment, two-thirds
majority, slide through both Houses.
Seriously, name me one guy you know
who's never cheated on his wife.
I wasn't cheating!
I walk into your office,
and I hear you telling some Sara...
relationship, about our problems.
Obviously there's something going on
between you and her.
Nothing is going on between us!
We were just talking!
About us?! About our life?!
We were just talking!
That's not talking!
That's a relationship!
Why didn't you tell me about her
if there's nothing to hide?
I just needed somebody to talk to!
Bullshit! Why didn't you talk to me?!
Mommy, I need a drink of water!
I'll be right there!
You wanna know why
I don't talk to you?
You treat me like I'm a big pain
in the ass that gets in the way...
a normal, organized life!
Have you ever thought that
everything isn't always about you?
Maybe I'm tired! Maybe I'm dealing
with 5000 things all day long!
Maybe every need you have
doesn't have to be met...
...at the exact moment
you need it to be met!
God, we have actual kids here, Ben.
I am not a third child!
each of my needs met!
I'm talking about a connection!
A look! Something that says
that we're on the same side here!
Why don't you talk
to your girlfriend?
I'm sure she can help us
get back on the same side.
To have a happy marriage is to accept
the chasm between men and women.
Which is?
He can mend a fight with sex.
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