Telling the Story of Us Page #2
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But the problem in a marriage is...
...if one person is always Harold,
drawing the world the way they want...
...the other person has no choice
but to draw it the way it is.
Which is why they never wrote a book
about Harold's wife.
-They're leaving!
-They're not!
Grab your bags!
Wait! Wait!
Hold it!
Two more coming!
-Thank you, Marty.
-No problem.
I love you.
Have a great time.
-All right, kid.
-Bye, Dad.
-Take your sister's bag.
-Have a great time.
Love you.
-I love you.
-I love you.
If you need me for anything,
I'll be at the Oceana.
Anything comes up with the kids,
give me a call.
Of course.
Isn't this the moment
where one of us says:
"This is ridiculous.
We love each other.
Let's give it another try"?
My ass was on television this morning.
What are you telling us?
I'm telling you,
my ass was on TV.
That's right. That was that special.
I went to the doctor, he took a tube
...stuck it up my ass and we
watched it on a monitor in his office.
-You had a sigmoidoscopy.
-Exactly.
That's different
than your ass being on TV.
-How?
-First of all...
...a network can't cancel your ass.
Point well taken.
What demographics
do you hope to knock down...
...with that big crack
winking at you?
We're in public. Can we
elevate the level of conversation?
-Fine with me.
-Good.
I jerked off to your secretary.
Do you mind?
-Why should I mind?
-I don't know.
with a clear conscience.
Pound away.
You're a good friend.
Larry wanted to have sex last night.
He even gave me the 30-second massage.
You mean the "I really care
that you had a bad day" back rub...
...that stops just before you relax...
towards the promised land?
So did you make love?
-I was too tired.
-How'd you get out of it?
I pretended to fall asleep
during the massage.
I did that heavy breathing thing.
So he thinks you're in deep REM?
But it backfired,
because when I really fell asleep...
...the baby started crying,
then Larry pretended he was asleep.
Fool! lf he had just gotten up
with the baby, you would've...
...opened the gates and welcomed
the troops home for Christmas.
In a heartbeat.
What's up with you and Charlene?
Oh, we had a great night last night.
And you still claim
you're not cheating?
I maintain that
On-line sex isn't cheating.
How do you figure?
It's 3 a.m., your wife and kids
are sleeping upstairs...
...and you're downstairs
f***ing some bimbo in cyberspace.
First of all, we're not f***ing.
We're typing.
Second, and this is me
taking umbrage...
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