Ted 2 Page #3
I won't tell anybody...
that Jay Leno comes in here
for gay bathroom sex.
Hey, what the f*** are you doing?
- Get off of me!
- Sorry. My mistake.
There we go.
Thanks a lot.
Come again.
- Hey.
- Hello.
I'd like to ask a few questions
about this breakfast cereal.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Box of Trix.
That's right.
I've been led to understand
that Trix are exclusively for children.
Is that correct?
I mean, they say,
"Trix are for kids" in the commercials.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
And is that enforced by law?
Not to my knowledge, no.
there'll be no trouble?
No.
No, you should be fine.
You do understand
that I myself am not a child?
I-I was able to sniff that out,
yeah.
Okay, I'm going to bring these
back to my apartment.
Yeah, yeah.
You'll be okay.
And, uh,
I won't be followed?
Uh, no, that's not
in our budget here.
Hey.
I won't forget what
you've done for me here today.
Jesus Christ.
You two still not talking?
No. Honest to God, Joy,
I don't know how to fix this.
How the hell do you take a broken
marriage and make it work again?
Well, I'll tell you one way.
You have yourselves a baby.
- A baby?
- Uh-huh. Look at that.
You see them two white niggas
over there?
Yeah. What?
Look at 'em.
They're so happy.
Because they got
that little baby keeping them together.
If they didn't have that baby,
they'd just be two sad-ass white niggas
waiting for "Downtown" Abbey to come on.
Wow, you said it twice.
Is that an actual phrase?
I'm telling you, Ted. Y'all better
have a baby or your marriage is over.
Trust.
- Uh, hey.
- Go away, Teddy.
Tami, listen.
I just wanna talk to you.
Will you just
listen to me for one second?
Why? So you can give me sh*t
about my clothes?
No! Look, I'm sorry about that, okay?
I'm sorry.
- I was an a**hole, and I didn't mean it.
- You know, whatever, Teddy.
Tami, listen.
I love you.
Okay? And I don't want us to fight like
we've been doing the past few months.
I don't know, Teddy.
Something's got to change, you know?
Because I can't do this no more.
It's too much.
I know, I know, I know.
And that's why...
I wanna have a baby.
You do?
Yeah.
A baby?
Like, really?
Yeah. See, I think,
if we got a kid to love...
it'll teach us how to love
each other again.
Oh, my God, Teddy.
You better not be
messing with me.
I swear to God,
not messing with you.
I think you'd make
an awesome mom.
Oh, my God!
Are you kidding me?
I would, like,
kick so much ass at mommin'.
What do you say?
We all good?
Yes! Oh, I love you!
I love you so much!
Baby, I love you too!
Let's make a baby!
Let's make a baby!
Lemme know when you're ready to go,
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