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of our appreciation...

...and have a glass of champagne

and join us in a toast.

Also, the flight attendant will

be handing out party favors...

Sweet, I totally want

one of those sparkly hats.

There are sparkly hats?

Yeah.

Noisemaker?

Yes, sir?

- What time is it?

- It's almost midnight.

We're going to do a New Year's...

New Year's countdown.

Is he still angry?

Yes, the angry

bald guy.

Angry drunk bald guy.

- There you are.

- Thank you.

Absolutely.

Sir, noisemaker?

There you go.

Thank you.

Hi, noisemaker, beads?

Can I have a hat, please?

Yes, you may have a hat.

Oh, I hope she doesn't

take all of them.

There you go.

Happy New Year.

Hi, noisemaker, beads?

Don't take a hat,

Don't take a hat.

Happy New Year.

Sir, noisemaker, hat?

Uh, I think I'll...

can I get one of your beads?

One of your necklaces,

little Mardi Gras.

- Oh, yes, absolutely.

- Thank you.

- Happy New Year.

- You too.

Hello, would you like

a noisemaker, hat, beads?

Um, please,

a sparkly hat.

A sparkly hat.

Yes.

Here you go.

And can I have

a blue noisemaker?

A blue noisemaker...

there you go.

- Thank you.

- And you?

Can I have a noisemaker

and beads, please?

Noisemaker and beads,

absolutely.

Do you want

to pick a color?

Sure, uh, I'll take red,

thank you.

There you go.

Happy New Year.

Oh, you too.

Are we going to have

a countdown soon?

Um, the countdown should be

in about ten minutes.

Cool.

Noisemaker, beads?

- Noisemaker.

- Noisemaker.

Of course.

There you go.

All:
Seven, six,

five, four, three, two, one!

Happy New Year!

[Noisemakers honk, people cheer]

[Auld Lang Syne playing

over P.A.]

[Noisemaker honks]

Happy New Year!

Thank you, Sis!

Whoo!

Eww, gross.

[Lips smacking]

- Happy New Year.

- Happy New Year!

You too.

Nice banana!

[Laughing]

Wow.

[Noisemakers honking]

Yikes.

[Noisemakers honking]

Thanks, cool.

Happy New Year.

You've had some drinks,

so you're happy now.

[Rattling, rumbling]

Thank you. Whoa!

[Bell dinging]

Holy smokes.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we are experiencing

some turbulence.

The seatbelt lights have been

turned on, and we ask...

Trish! Sit down.

Hang on.

We should be through it

in just a few minutes.

- Thank you.

- Trish.

Sorry, excuse us.

[Grunts]

- Trish!

[Rumbling, clattering]

Come sit down!

[Auld Lang Syne resumes]

[Bell dings]

- Ow.

- Hello.

Buckle up.

Put your seatbelt on, okay?

- Listen to me right now.

- Okay.

- Okay, is it on?

- Yes.

Okay, good, now hold...

Everybody stay calm.

Just make sure

your seatbelts are buckled...

...and that your seats

are forward.

[All screaming]

- Jessie!

- Please stay calm.

Make sure your seatbelts are on.

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