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Synopsis: Tammy, who was recently fired from a Topper Jack's fast food restaurant, returns home only to find her husband enjoying a romantic meal with the neighbor. She quickly packs her necessities, and travels down three houses to her parent's home. Upon denied use of her mom's car to drive to Niagara Falls, she quickly resorts to an "ailing" grandmother, who also lives in the home...Only instead of traveling alone, Grandma Pearl wants in on the road trip. After realizing Grandma Pearl has the funds, they hit the road. Pearl soon proves to be quite the alcoholic despite her diabetes, and Tammy quickly turns into the "baby-sitter." From finding love in a bar to robbing a Topper Jack's in order to bail Pearl out of jail,the quirky adventure will have you finding yourself riding along for the misadventures of Tammy.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Ben Falcone
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  1 win & 7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.9
Metacritic:
39
Rotten Tomatoes:
24%
R
Year:
2014
97 min
$51,033,986
Website
2,330 Views


Mom. Tammy.

- You snooze, you lose.

This is ridiculous.

Don't call me at 2 a.m. looking for a ride.

- Yeah, I won't.

- Mom. Please tell me you have your pills.

- Oh, Deborah, unclutch.

- Goddamn it. I'm gonna call Brookview.

- I swear to God.

- You do what you need to, baby.

Bye, Mom.

Not a good idea.

It's a little swollen. It's okay.

What's Brookview?

It's an old folks' home.

Like a prison for old people.

Horrible place.

I don't know where I'm going.

I've always wanted to go to Niagara Falls.

Okay.

That was a stop sign.

Yeah, I'm aware of that. I know that.

All right, do you think we could just

try to be pleasant? What do you say?

- How about a beer?

- No.

- Um, whiskey.

- Jesus,no.

Oh, my God.

You're pregnant.

I'm driving a car, Grandma.

Do you see what I'm doing?

Just because you can't see

through your Magoo goggles...

...doesn't mean

I'm not doing what I'm doing.

All right. I'm sorry. Sorry.

God.

You know what? Screw it. Give me a beer.

Oh. Yes. Okay, here you go.

One little beer can't hurt, right?

- Lock the door.

- Spin it, spin it, spin it.

I got it.

Hello, cows.

- Ha-ha-ha.

I'm sorry you're so tasty, cows.

I'm gonna f*** you up

between two sesame buns.

Whoa! That's a bump. Aah!

RAUGHS]

I stuck the landing!

RAUGHS]

You wanna go ride a cow?

Oh, sh*t.

- Where the hell are we?

- Shh, shh, shh. Come here.

When I was a young girl,

I used to feed deer...

...right out of my hand at my grandparents'

cabin. And there was this one deer-

Hyah! Hyah! Get out of here! Get out of here.

You never did appreciate nature.

Not when it totals my Corolla.

No. Thank you.

How the hell did we even get in here?

Oh, my God.

- You know what?

- What?

I think this is some X-Files sh*t.

- For sure.

- I don't know.

You know what?

If we die out here, we're just raccoon food.

- Ha, ha.

- It's not funny. I saw that on a show.

- Let's go. Get in the car. We're going home.

- Home?

- Yeah. Home.

- What?

You're always talking about how much

you wanna get out of that town...

...and we finally are out of it.

And then one little thing happens,

and you just wanna just run on back?

Come on. Let's go.

Fine.

I'm not surprised. You always were a quitter.

- I'm not a quitter.

- Yes, you are.

Yeah? Really? Does a quitter do this?

- Aah! God, I got it stuck.

- It's all right. Go ahead. Push.

- That's it. Little bit more.

- It's crushing it.

- That's okay. Crush it. You got it.

- I am not a quitter!

- You're a doer.

- I am a doer.

That's it. That's it.

You got it. You got it.

- Do it. Do it. There you go.

- Aah!

I am not a quitter!

Oh, Sh*t.

- Aah!

Who's a quitter now?

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Melissa McCarthy

Melissa Ann McCarthy (born August 26, 1970) is an American actress, comedian, writer, producer, and fashion designer. She is a two-time Primetime Emmy Award winner, from eight nominations. She also received nominations for a Golden Globe Award, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, a BAFTA Award, and the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress, among other accolades. She began appearing in television and films in the late 1990s, and first gained nationwide recognition for her role as Sookie St. James on the television series Gilmore Girls (2000–2007). She played Dena on the ABC sitcom Samantha Who? (2007–2009), before starring as Molly Flynn on the CBS sitcom Mike & Molly (2010–2016), the latter of which earned her a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series, as well as two other nominations during subsequent seasons. She has also been nominated five times for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series for her five appearances as a host on Saturday Night Live, eventually winning in 2017. McCarthy achieved widespread recognition and critical acclaim for her performance in the comedy film Bridesmaids (2011); for her work in the film, she received nominations for the BAFTA Award, Screen Actors Guild Award, and Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress. She also had supporting roles in The Nines (2007), The Back-up Plan (2010), Life as We Know It (2010), This Is 40 (2012), and The Hangover Part III (2013). McCarthy then starred in the comedy films Identity Thief and The Heat, both released in 2013. In 2014, McCarthy starred in the comedy film Tammy and the comedy-drama film St. Vincent. In 2015, she headlined the action comedy film Spy, for which she received a Golden Globe Award nomination. In 2016, she starred in the comedy films The Boss and Ghostbusters. In 2018, she starred in the comedy film Life of the Party. McCarthy and her husband Ben Falcone founded On the Day, a production company. In 2015, she received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, launched her clothing line, Melissa McCarthy Seven7, and was named the third highest-paid actress in the world by Forbes. In 2016, Forbes named her the world's second highest-paid actress in the world, with earnings of $33 million. more…

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