
Tammy
Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I wanna say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
Ooh!
Unh,unh.
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Unh.
I ain't got many friends left to talk to
Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble
You know I'd do anything for you
Stay the night but keep it undercover
I just wanna use your love tonight
Oh, yeah
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Shit.
What the hell?
Oh, man. Not another one.
I shouldn't have been looking
for my ChapStick, buddy.
You're just stunned, I think.
Yeah. I mean, you got the wind
knocked out of you.
I did that on a jungle gym.
Had the wind knocked out of me too.
I'll give you a couple seconds.
You'll be fine.
Yeah.
Come on.
Maybe you just need a little...
You want mouth-to-mouth, man?
Maybe that'll help.
I just- I don't want you to bite my mouth.
There you go. That's helping.
Okay, come on. Let's walk it off, man.
Get up on all fours. You can-
Attaboy! Run!
Look at you go! There you go!
Got a good gait.
Got a good gait. Yes!
Your love-
Where are my chicken sandwiches,
Larry? Come on, let's go.
Somebody get these. Oh, my God.
Tammy, get over here.
You're late again.
Do you own a watch much?
I know I'm late.
A deer jumped out of nowhere.
You look like crud. Oh, my God.
Get off the floor.
Tammy, my office. Now.
I'm coming, Keith. God.
Tammy, do you know
how I got to where I am?
Sucking dick and kissing ass?
Excuse me, Keith.
We need some more ketchup.
Okay. English, though, Javier.
This is America.
- It was English.
- That wasn't English.
- Is that blood?
Yeah.
A deer hit my car on the way in.
- You should maybe see a doctor.
- No kidding.
Okay, thanks, Javier.
That's great advice. See you later.
Tammy, I'm terminating your employment
at Topperjack's.
No, I'm terminating your employment.
I need your badge.
What ba-? You mean my name tag?
- Yes, exactly. I need your badge back.
It's not a badge.
It's a name tag, and you made me
buy it with my own money.
That's company policy. I need it back.
Well, I need you to stop sweating through
your shirts and grossing everybody out.
It is hot. And when it's hot, people sweat.
- Not like that. Not like that.
It's how it is.
- That shit's medical.
Listen!
Tammy, you have already been fired.
I have already terminated your employment.
You are at least 40 seconds fired...
...so please exit the Topperjack's.
Fine. You know what?
I'm gonna give you this.
- Tammy.
I got it here.
It's your middle finger.
- No.
Poem.
Read between the lines.
I knew that you were gonna do it,
so it's not as good.
- I get it, Tammy.
- Poom. You get that?
What is that?
Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out.
You dick. You know what?
Don't let these ketchup packets
get stuck in your gross armpits.
- You'll have to buy new shirts, you dick.
- Those are Topperjack's supplies.
You are no longer an employee
of Topperjack's.
- Oh.
- Yeah, that shit's contaminated now!
For overtime due, Keith. Overtime due.
- Tammy, just get out.
Do not touch the Tower Deluxe burgers.
Those buns are still good.
Just change the hats.
Yeah.
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
- I'm calling the police!
Uh, just thought you should know
that the meat here is real shitty.
- Oh, God.
- Real, real, real shitty.
- That's the truth.
- That's not true.
That's not chicken.
I don't know what it is, but it's not bird.
It's 110 percent chicken.
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