Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby Page #3
Okay, I'm starting to get sick.
Dick Berggren in Las Vegas,
Victory Lane, for Fox Television.
Ricky Bobby, today's big winner.
Heck of a win for you today...
...but it seems as if you either win
or crash the car trying to win.
Well, Dick, here's the deal.
I'm the best there is, plain and simple.
I mean, I wake up in the morning
and I piss excellence.
And nobody can hang with my stuff.
You know, I'm just a big, hairy,
American winning machine.
lf you ain't first, you're last.
You know what I'm talking about?
That phrase is trademarked...
...not to be used without permission
Supper's ready! Come on, y'all!
I've been slaving over this for hours!
Dear Lord baby Jesus...
...or as our brothers
to the south call you, Jesus...
...we thank you so much for this
bountifuI harvest of Domino's, KFC...
...and the always delicious Taco Bell.
I just want to take time to say
thank you for my family...
...my two beautiful, beautiful,
handsome, striking sons...
...Walker and Texas Ranger...
...or T.R., as we call him...
...and of course,
my red-hot smoking wife, Carley...
...who is a stone-cold fox.
Who if you were to rate her ass
on 1 00, it would easily be a 94.
my best friend, CaI Naughton Jr...
...who's got my back
no matter what.
Shake and Bake.
Dear Lord baby Jesus, we also
thank you for my wife's father, Chip.
We hope that you can use
your baby Jesus powers...
...to heaI him and his horrible leg.
the dogs are always bothering with it.
Dear tiny infant Jesus, we--
Hey, you know, sweetie...
...Jesus did grow up.
You don't always have to
call him ''baby.''
It's odd and off-putting
to pray to a baby.
Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best
and I'm saying grace.
When you say grace, say it to
grownup Jesus, teenage Jesus...
...bearded Jesus,
whoever you want.
You know what I want?
I want you to do this grace good,
so that God will let us win tomorrow.
Dear tiny Jesus...
...in your golden-fleece diapers,
with your tiny, little, fat, balled-up fists...
-...pawing at the air....
-He was a man. He had a beard.
Look, I like the baby version the best,
do you hear me?
I win the races and I get the money.
Ricky, finish the damn grace.
I like to picture Jesus
in a tuxedo T-shirt...
...because it says, like,
''I wanna be formal...
-Right.
-...but I'm here to party too.''
Because I like to party,
so I like my Jesus to party.
I like to picture Jesus as a ninja
fighting off eviI samurai.
I like to think of Jesus,
like, with giant eagle's wings.
And singing lead vocals
for Lynyrd Skynyrd...
...with, like, a angel band.
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