Tall Men Page #3

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You see,

i did purchase a vehicle

at $6,000,

but that is the only thing

that I've purchased so far.

Yes.

Okay, I've done

the math on this

and according

to my calculations

at $6,000 with

a 4% interest rate,

I owe you $6,020.

That's equal out

to a monthly balance

of $120.40.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, customer 152,

i am so sorry.

I know what

the problem is now.

As a matter of fact,

we've had similar problems

with other customers

on this matter.

Thank you.

That is a relief.

Would you guys

want to go ahead

and send me a new bill?

That is the correct bill, sir.

$30,358.51.

You just told me

that you see the problem.

The problem is, sir,

that you failed

to understand

the 4% is a daily rate

compounded daily,

not a monthly rate.

Plus there's

a transaction fee of 50%

of each total purchase.

What?

Yes, sir.

But that's crazy.

You guys can't do that.

It was explained in full detail

in your welcome letter

that came with your card.

You didn't

read the welcome letter,

did you, sir?

Another thing

that was explained

in the letter

is that there

are no minimum payments.

All payments

are made in full

at the end of each month.

But that's Saturday.

You don't expect me

to pay that all at once.

You have 48 hours to comply.

Thanks for calling the card.

Have a nice day.

Yes, hello.

I'd like to report

an intruder.

An intruder.

Terrence mackleby?

Yes.

I'm detective towner.

This is detective knotts.

Did you report a

4-15 here this morning?

A 4-15?

Uh, yes, I think so.

-Can we come in?

- Oh, oh, yes, please.

So the intruder was standing

at the foot of the bed?

Yes.

Can you describe him for us?

He was tall.

Uh, how tall?

I couldn't really

tell you exactly,

because I was lying down.

I can tell you that he almost

touched the ceiling.

He was very tall.

Did he say anything to you?

No, he didn't say a thing.

He just turned around

and walked away.

-How did he leave the house?

-The front door.

Did you see him leave

through the front door?

No, but I think I heard him.

How do you know

he left through the front door

if you didn't see him

leave through the front door?

I think he left

through the front door.

I'm gonna go

look around outside.

I call her Wanda.

I painted her

about two years ago.

I was having

a couple of problems.

I know she's kind of morbid,

but I keep her up there to--

to remind me

to take my medication.

Knotts, come in.

Yeah.

I think I found something.

Roger.

What do you think, dick?

Size 16?

Probably 18.

Based on the density

of the soil

and depth of the print,

I'd say he's seven feet tall,

maybe 320.

Probably 340.

That's a big fella.

Well...

Mr. mackleby,

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