Tall Men

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Terrence?

Is that you?

-Oh, hello dear.

-Hello.

We have a math test

we need to study for.

Okay.

Well, supper will be

in an hour.

Will you be staying, angel?

No, I don't think so, ma'am.

Oh, well, so be it.

Off you go, you two.

Terrence?

Terrence?

Terrence!

What have you done?

What have you done?

-Mr. mackleby?

-Yes?

Sorry to keep you waiting.

This way, please.

Did you bring

everything we need today,

Mr. mackleby?

Yes.

Somebody's been

a pretty busy boy.

Seven credit cards,

maxed out I assume.

Yes.

Is this all of them?

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Two consolidation loans,

one health club membership.

I show you as

$82,000 in debt,

Mr. mackleby.

Tell me,

how does one

find themselves

so far in debt?

With all due respect, sir,

I don't appreciate

the derogatory remarks.

I'm paying you good money

to help me here.

And this has been an

embarrassing enough experience

for me as it is, sir.

Thank you.

These are the documents

terminating

your debt and loans.

And all you need to do

is sign at the bottom.

You should also notice

that your

late grandmother's house

is off the record.

I added

an inheritance clause.

You still have

a place to live.

But since the house

is paid off,

I was able

to work some angles.

And please

don't forget to sign

your social security number.

Without that,

we won't be able to do

what needs to be done.

Congratulations,

Mr. Terrence mackleby.

In two weeks,

you will be

officially bankrupt.

You got your eggs?

Yes, mama.

You got your pills?

Yes, mama.

What time

you gonna be home?

Same as always, mama.

Don't you get

sassy with me, Lucy.

I'll knock you good.

My ride's here, mama.

-I gotta go.

-Lucy?

-I gotta go, mama.

-Hey!

Don't you

run away from me!

Punch it, Terrence.

Hey!

Here we go, people.

Come on, roll it up.

Roll it up. Pep in the step.

Pep in the step, come on.

Look alive.

Let's get some work done.

Let's get some work done,

people.

Come on, come on.

Look alive, let's go.

Come on, come on.

Is that everyone?

34--

That's right, people,

that means lunchtime

in ten minutes.

Ten minutes.

Come on, let's go, people.

34...

A new subscription

came in the mail

from "conspired" magazine.

They had

a new leaked article.

It was fricken' amazing.

Have you heard

of the babylonian

brotherhood?

The brotherhood

is said to be descendants

of reptilians

from the constellation Draco.

They walk on two legs

and appear human

and live in tunnels

inside the earth.

Years ago,

they came to earth

for precious metals

for food.

After ingesting these metals,

these creatures can process

vast amounts of information,

speed up

transdimensional travel,

and shape-shift from

reptilian to human form.

They use human fear,

guilt,

and aggression as energy.

Hi, Lee.

Anyway,

this is where

the serious shit comes in.

The article said

they've crossbred

with human beings,

the bloodlines chosen

for political reasons.

They mated with human women

in the biblical apocrypha.

Do you know what

the biblical apocrypha

is, Terrence?

In Greek, "apocrypha"

means hidden things.

They're the hidden books

of the Bible.

Anyway,

their first reptilian

human hybrid,

possibly Adam,

was created

30,000 years ago.

The babylonian brotherhood

have spread

the reptilian bloodlines.

It extends

to 43 American presidents--

even Bob hope.

That's not the worst of it.

Their hybrid DNA

allows them to shapeshift

when they consume

human blood.

No shit.

It's classified.

Lunchtime has expired.

There's a new show

playing at the cinema

in town tonight.

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