Tales from the Hood Page #3

Synopsis: Four short, moralistic horror vignettes (a la EC Comics) that deal with mostly black characters. The framing story introduces three youths out to pick up a drug shipment at a funeral parlor from the strange director, Mr. Simms. As the three punks wind their way through the parlor, Mr. Simms tells them the last stories of some of his more interesting clients.
Director(s): Rusty Cundieff
Production: HBO Video
 
IMDB:
6.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
47%
R
Year:
1995
98 min
2,015 Views


- Clarence won't be making it back.

How much further?

Martin's right here.

This grave.

I brought them.

Are you happy?

Sh*t. You expect us to believe

you're talkin' to this dead f***er?

Quite frankly,

I don't know what to expect.

My orders were

to get you out here.

I'm good at that, you know.

Following orders.

It's just an electrical storm.

What, are we supposed to be

scared to death? Is that it?

Don't know, Strom.

Should you be?

You know, you piss me off.

You know that?

- I'll be the first to volunteer.

- You're not gonna.

You know what I'm gonna do?

You know what I'm gonna do, boy?

Get out of my way.

I'm gonna piss on...

I'm gonna piss on his grave.

Way to go, Strom.

That's pretty cool.

You know what?

Kind of dry here.

Billy, why don't you come on

over here and piss with me?

I don't need to go, man. I took a piss

right before we came out here.

- Did you hear what I said?

- I don't need to.

- I said go piss on it. Do it!

- For Christ's sakes, leave him alone.

It's okay, man.

Piss.

This'll be as good a place as any

to bleed the old lizard, I guess.

- Come on.

- Say good night.

Come on now.

Shouldn't have done that.

What in the hell have you done?

Holy sh*t!

- Where did he go?

- Oh, God!

Where the f*** did he go?

Get outta the way!

Stop shooting, goddamn it!

There's nothing there! He's gone!

This is no time to panic!

Well, when the f***

do we start to panic?

- Holy sh*t!

- Jesus!

What? Oh, no!

Billy. The f***er.

Now's a good time to panic!

Get the hell outta here!

Come on! To the car!

- Punch it!

- F***!

- I'm trying to, damn it!

- Oh, for God's sake!

Get out!

- He's still there!

- How far back?

Jesus Christ!

He's right behind us.

How far back?

Get him off the car!

Get him off!

What are you doing?

And what are you gonna tell 'em?

That the body of a citizen we murdered

has come back to kill us?

Use your f***in' head for once!

Besides, he's gone, man!

Bullshit!

What's happening?

- Jesus! Where the hell is he?

- I don't f***in' know, man.

Now you!

No, you're dead!

Do you see him?

I killed him!

He's dead!

Welcome to my world.

Are you satisfied now, brother?

Where were you...

when I needed you, brother?

- What's the story with this guy?

- Homicidal maniac.

Cop killer.

Three in one night.

And trip this.

He used to be a cop.

Wow! Man, you just

never know, do you?

Yes. Crazy as a loon.

Talk about some insane in the membrane

type of sh*t.

Shut up, man. The pigs

got what they deserved, homeboy.

No, man. What are you talking about?

Can't be for real.

Sometimes reality

is just a matter of perception.

What the f*** that?

Reality.

Perception.

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Rusty Cundieff

George Arthur "Rusty" Cundieff (born December 13, 1960) is an American film and television director, actor, and writer known for his work on Fear of a Black Hat (1993), Tales from the Hood (1995), and Chappelle's Show (2003-2006). more…

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