Take the 10 Page #4

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- What are you talking about?

- Go home, pack, and get your passport.

We'll fly standby if we have to,

but we leave today.

- But I don't have a ride. Sh*t.

- Cover my register!

[cell phone ringing]

Maloney's my name. Talk to me.

# Dirty ghetto kids #

# Look at what we did #

# Hustled from the crib

We can... a bigger place to live #

# Newest to the sh*t

Always been the truest to the sh*t #

# We said we weren't in

Now turn around and look at what we did #

# Look at what we did #

# Yeah, look at what we did

Look at what we did #

# Look at what we did

Look at what we did #

# Look at what we did

Look at what we did #

# I thought my life was bad

No... #

# Appreciate what you have #

Sh*t.

- Chester, my friend.

- Yeah.

- Hey.

- I'm Carlo.

Oh, hey, Carlo. How's it going?

I'm always, uh, so nervous

to sell stuff on Craigslist,

'cause there's a bunch of weirdos,

but you look totally normal.

Right, there's a lot of weirdos online

trying to take advantage of you.

- Yes.

- You gotta be careful.

- Right.

- Well...

- So, this is it, huh?

- Yeah, yeah.

- I like the way she looks.

- [chuckles]

Like a 45-year-old mom,

- waiting to get f***ed.

- I have no idea what that means.

I got a flight to catch

in a couple hours.

- Do you mind if we speed this up?

- It's okay to test drive?

Just to see everything's okay?

Yeah, of course, please. Of course.

You gotta check out the merchandise.

Sorry if that's racist.

- Don't know why I said it.

- I was thinking that you could drive,

and I could ride shotgun. Do you mind?

- No.

- My cousin Rico to ride with us?

[Carlo yells in Spanish]

Your cousin?

- [Carlo speaks in Spanish]

- Very big cousin.

Hi. I'm Chester. Very nice to meet you.

You're almost as big as that truck.

Are those 22's?

It's okay. He's embarrassed.

His English is not very good.

[Chester] Sorry.

I meant the 22's on the truck, not you.

Why would you have rims, right?

[chuckles] That would be crazy.

Hey, Carlo.

[Rico speaks in Spanish]

Hmm?

- Whoa. Hey, hey, hey.

- You think I'm stupid?

- No, no.

- Is this a stolen car?

- What?

- You tried to sell me a hot car, f***er!

No, not a hot car.

That's not what it is.

Then why is there a suitcase

and bags of sh*t in it?!

I'm going on vacation.

I told you, I have a flight.

I don't steal vintage cars

and sell them on Craigslist.

I don't do that.

That's not my thing. Please.

[laughing]

[whoops, then speaks in Spanish]

[whoops, then speaks in English]

That was fun, man.

Whoo, jeez, you're so nervous.

I'm just messing with you.

- You need to loosen up. You're so tense.

- [chuckles] Yeah. I'm tense.

"Vintage car!

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