Taekwondo Page #3

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Yeah.

THE CATCHER IN THE RYE

Are you enjoying it?

It's awesome.

He's a great writer.

Yeah, he is.

What are you doing, man?

Lucho, you were a total chicken!

I'd be scared of Fatso too.

Yeah, man, stop overdoing it.

It's not a World Cup.

You kick too hard.

I said I'm not gonna beat you up

because you're weak,

but if you keep bothering me,

I'll beat the crap outta you.

So are your friends coming here

on Saturday or not?

You always act like you're faithful,

but you're dying

to meet those girls. What the hell?

You're so gay!

Shut up!

Don't be gay!

I just want some eye candy,

that's all.

But are they coming?

When they saw there were

eight of us, they left early.

Well, Maca said

she wasn't coming,

but if we throw a party,

she'll come with more friends.

The other day,

it was eight of us against four.

There can't be two of us for each.

It's not like

we're going to make porn.

- But Juan screwed one of them.

- Yeah.

They're no prudes.

I didn't screw the other one

because she knows I have a girlfriend,

otherwise, I would've done it.

Totally.

- Did you buy chocolate milk?

- Yeah.

Hey, Germn,

are you in a relationship?

He's Fer's boyfriend.

Are you jealous,

you cock-sucking p*ssy?

No, I'm single.

If I looked like Brad Pitt

and girls hit on me

like they probably hit on this guy,

I wouldn't stop fooling around

until I'm in my forties

and then I'd start thinking

about a relationship.

You always want a girlfriend

to cheat on her with sluts.

The only faithful guy here

is Toms.

I'm pretty faithful too, man.

Yeah, right.

It's not like girls are

faithful either.

I don't believe that at all.

Of course not.

They're just like us, or worse.

They're just really sly.

They get away with it

and you never find out.

I don't know what's up with the guy.

What I do know is that

he doesn't have a girlfriend.

I'm not making it up, man.

Why did he invite me?

I don't know.

Your head would explode

if you were here.

They walk around naked all the time.

Hey, today they asked me

if I was in a relationship...

and I said no.

No, man. I didn't lie.

They didn't ask me

if I had a girlfriend.

No, I didn't lie.

And Fer was just listening.

Are you stupid?

Fer's the guy.

If some chicks come here

and he screws one of them,

I'll just die.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I'm just going to stay here.

I'm going to play dumb for a while

and see what he does.

I don't know.

You're so stupid.

Okay, bye, bye-

Bye.

Hi.

- How are you?

- Fine.

Great.

Sorry to bother you,

but I'm about to make a barbecue

and we don't have any newspapers.

- Do you have any?

- Yeah, I'm sure we have some.

- I'll bring you some.

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