Taekwondo
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- Year:
- 2016
- 112 min
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That's Juancho.
The house is huge.
Yeah, it wasn't this big
when I was a kid.
The last things they built
were the rooms upstairs
and in the back,
the sauna, Jacuzzi
the massage room.
- Wow! That's great!
- It's amazing. Very relaxing.
At one point
my dad set up a spa
and a rehabilitation center
for smokers.
That's great.
come here and stay for a week
and they'd stop smoking.
- That's great!
Two of them came
on Saturday night...
Maxi, the blond, and Tomi.
They're sleeping there.
And there's Diego.
Fede! Is everything alright?
- What's up?
- I'm Germn. Nice to meet you.
How are you?
Did you sleep well?
Yeah, but I went to sleep late.
We stayed up late.
I was really stoned.
Lucho and Maxi were wasted.
We were laughing our heads off.
We ended up in the pool.
And Juan, who was wasted too,
threw Diego into the pool.
- No! He must've been pissed.
- Yeah, with his clothes on.
I think he even had
his cell phone on him.
No way!
Yeah, I think he did,
because of how pissed off he was.
Yeah, he was furious.
I went away.
I didn't want any trouble.
That's a typical day here.
Yeah, that's true.
Do you want mate or coffee?
I'm going to show him the room
and then we'll come downstairs.
Alright.
Hey, man, put on
some swim trunks or something.
This guy goes around naked all day.
Nice to meet you.
Hi, what's up?
- Hi, Germn.
- How are you? Diego.
Is everything alright?
I went to take a dump upstairs because
the other bathroom's full of puke.
There too?
Lucho threw up before going to sleep
and it's still there...
pieces of carrot and everything.
And I told you to come here
to relax for a few days,
but that doesn't seem to be the plan
for this weekend.
Did you come by train?
Yeah, the trip was amazing.
I loved it.
- Yeah, I came on that train too.
- I never came on that train.
- They say it's great.
- Yeah.
- Did you guys have breakfast?
- No, but Fede's making some mate.
I'm going to show him his room
and then we'll come down
for breakfast.
- Okay?
- Okay! great?
Thanks.
- What are you eating, Fatso?
- An egg. I was hungry.
What's up?
I just had an awesome lucid dream.
Yeah?
- What does "lucid" mean?
- That it's real. It's very real.
What did you dream?
I was in Tigre, at my sister's house,
next to the river.
I don't know what I was doing,
or who I was with, but I was there.
And?
Everything was the same,
the house, the grill in the backyard.
I don't know why I went inside
and went up the stairs.
I went up three floors.
But I think
it's a one-story house.
- What?
- I think it's a one-story house.
And when I got to the terrace,
the water was at the level
of the balcony.
There was a lot of water.
It was as if there were a waterfall
Yeah.
But I had gone up two floors
so there couldn't be water
on both levels,
So then I realized it was a dream.
I feel like having sex...
so I started walking,
knowing I could wake up any minute.
I passed a bridge.
I went inside this place with bars,
like a nightclub.
I took off her clothes,
and her p*ssy really hard.
And the chick just stood there.
You know like in dreams when
the characters suddenly stop moving?
- Yeah, that's weird.
- Yeah.
And at one point,
her p*ssy started getting sandy...
and... bam! I got up.
I opened my eyes and looked at
the ceiling. I thought "Damn it!"
But it was cool while it lasted.
The part about the sand
freaked me out.
Yeah.
But it was so real
that I can still taste her p*ssy.
- Sweet!
- It was really pink and delicious!
- We have to call some girls over.
- We need it, huh?
Yeah.
Alright.
- Mario Bros isn't a cartoon, man.
- Yeah it is.
No, man, that's what
you didn't get yesterday.
Mario Bros isn't a cartoon.
You guys said it was
and I said it wasn't.
That's why I think I didn't lose.
Did you used to watch
Mario Bros cartoons?
It's the same thing.
It's like a cartoon.
You just can't admit that you lost
because you couldn't guess
and now you're saying that if we
had told you it wasn't a cartoon,
you would've guessed,
and then you would've said
that it's a kind of cartoon.
Come on, Diego. I know you!
See how competitive you are?
I couldn't care less!
You're the one who's competitive!
I hate it when people mix up
the actors, the people,
with characters.
One time Fatso got Jack Sparrow
and when he asked if it was an actor,
you said yes.
No! The actor's Johnny Depp.
Jack Sparrow worked as a pirate.
-"Worked as a pirate"?
- Yeah!
Now being a pirate's a job.
I hate it when you don't understand
the example. It pisses me off.
You're so competitive.
Come on, Diego!
Hey, Fatso, have you seen Fer?
Fatso!
when we're all working...
and then she plays hard-to-get.
- I mean...
- Like how?
We were going to Pablo's house.
You know the guy with long hair?
Yeah.
Okay, Pablo, Agus, the chick and me.
Pablo and Agus went
to buy some beer
and the girl and I were alone.
I sat next to her because
she wanted to show me a message
and the girl gave me
the cold shoulder.
She was cold as ice.
She went to the bathroom.
She always act like that,
hysterical.
The next day at work,
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