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T.J. Miller: No Real Reason Page #5
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- 2011
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THIS ONE TIME?"
AND SHE GOES, "SORRY.
WHICH DIDN'T MAKE
IN FACT, THAT WAS THE OPPOSITE
SO I SAID, "LOOK, I KNOW THAT.
"I UNDERSTAND
THAT'S THE PROTOCOL,
"BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY
PERSON HERE, YOU KNOW,
SO MAYBE:
I MEAN, SHE WASN' THE ONLY PERSON THERE.
THAT WOULD BE:
SHE'S JUST LIKE,
"HERE'S YOUR CHANGE.
"HOLD ON FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT.
"COME ON BACK!
"AH!
WAIT HERE, LIKE, 20, 30."
FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THAT RULE,
SO AS I LEFT,
AND I WENT, "SO LET ME JUS GET ALL THIS STRAIGHT, OKAY?
"SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WON' LET ME PAY FOR MY FRIENDS
"AND I TO GO
INTO YOUR ESTABLISHMEN "BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE I.D.
FOR A CREDIT CARD
"THAT YOU'RE CONCERNED I STOLE
"AND HEADED
STRAIGHT TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE?
AND I WAS LIKE, 'FREE MONEY!
FRIENDS FOR 25 MINUTES!'"
YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE I DON'T GET SCARED
IT'S MOSTLY JUST HAUNTED HOUSES
DO YOU GUYS GET SCARED BY THOSE?
ARE THOSE SCARY?
[scattered applause]
THEN YOU'RE WRONG,
I'M SORRY,
THAT'S THIS CATCHPHRASE
THAT I'M TRYING
BUT IT DOESN' REALLY FIT ANYWHERE, YOU KNOW.
ANYWAY...
THEY REALLY--THEY DO.
THEY SCARE ME.
THEY'RE SO SCARY,
I THINK HE'S GOT TO GET SCARED
WHILE HE'S WRITING THEM.
DO YOU THINK?
"OH, GOD.
"OH, JESUS CHRIST.
AH!"
THEY'RE SO SCARY,
SOMETIMES I DON'T EVEN WAN TO TURN THE PAGE, YOU KNOW?
OUT THE WINDOW.
WITH NO WINDOWS,
I WANT TO RUN INTO ANOTHER ROOM
AND THROW IT OUT OF THAT WINDOW.
WITH NO WINDOWS,
I WANT TO RUN DOWNSTAIRS AND
THROW IT OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR.
THAT'S SCARY.
I'M REALLY NOT.
HUH?
WHAT DO THEY DO WITH THE LIME?
INTO THE BOTTLE,
FLOATS UPWARDS:
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