T.J. Miller: No Real Reason Page #3
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- 2011
- 67 min
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GODDAMN IT!
"HOLD ON A SECOND.
"SON OF A B*TCH, TREVOR!
DON'T--
EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE BEEN IN.
"I'LL TELL YOU
EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN.
AND THEN I'LL DECIDE
IF IT'S WORTH
TAKING A PICTURE."
WHICH, BY THE WAY, IF YOU WAN TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME,
YOU KNOW, FOR WHATEVER REASON,
YOU'RE WELCOME TO,
LIKE, WITH A GIRL,
AND HER BOYFRIEND
AND HE WON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT,
AND YOU KNOW, SHE'S,
YOU KNOW,
"PRESS THE BUTTON.
"PRESS THE--
"PRESS THE--
"PRESS THE ONE
"PRESS THE--
BUTTON THAT YOU HAVEN'T PRESSED.
"WHY DON'T YOU TRY
PRESSING THAT?
"WHAT DON'T YOU PRESS
THAT BUTTON?
"HE'S SO STUPID.
PRESS THE BUTTON!"
YOU KNOW?
THIS GUY APPROACHED ME
AND I SAID, "YEAH, WELL,
YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME IN, LIKE,
OR SOMETHING."
HE GOES, "NAH, WHAT HIGH SCHOOL
AND I WAS LIKE, "EAST HIGH."
[cheering]
ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
AND I SAID, "EAST HIGH."
AND HE GOES,
"YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO."
AND I SAID, "WELL, I DIDN'T SAY
AND IT'S NAMED AFTER
A DIRECTION,"
TRACK AND FIELD?"
AND I SAID, "NO, I DIDN'T,
SO MAYBE IT'S CHELSEA LATELY."
HE GOES, "ME NEITHER.
WHAT WAS YOUR:
BEST FRIEND'S NAME?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "IT WAS LLOYD,
BUT I--"
THEN HE GOES, "I'M LLOYD."
AND THAT'S HOW I RECONNECTED
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
[applause]
DON'T BE PRESUMPTUOUS.
ABOUT BECOMING A LITTLE BI MORE RECOGNIZABLE.
SO THAT'S WHAT I REQUIRE,
OR I WON'T PERFORM,
YOU KNOW.
LIKE, YOU KNOW,
SOME PEOPLE HAVE, LIKE,
NO BROWN M&M'S
OR WHATEVER.
SO I HAVE, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
AND EVERYTHING,
LIKE, I REQUIRE--
AND THEN, IN PARENTHESES,
IT SAYS,
"OPEN TO INTERPRETATION."
AND THEN,
EITHER A REAL PINATA
OR A HAND-DRAWN PICTURE
OF A PINATA.
NOW, I DO THIS
ONE, I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I HAD THIS
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