Syrup Page #4

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what happened to Seven?

When I was six, my parents

died in a plane crash.

Taxi!

- We'll be in touch.

- [car honks]

[sighs]

Scat

I'm in love.

She's like a rose dipped in poison.

She sells herself better

than anyone I've ever met.

I think there was some sexual tension.

I've always wanted sexual tension.

She's having a team

work through the night

to present to the board

tomorrow and she said

they don't meet till next week.

She lies right to my face,

outrageous lies, and you know what?

I believe them.

She's trying to steal my idea.

She's fantastic!

Yes.

I wonder what her real name is.

Voicemail:
Please leave a message

at the tone. [beeps]

Scat:

Hey, Mom, you'll never believe this.

I pitched an idea to Addison

Cola Company yesterday.

And, well, nothing's for sure yet,

but they're having me

- present to the board today.

- Hey hey.

- Hey!

- Guard:
Hey hey!

Hey you! Damn it!

Oh, hey!

Scat on voice-mail:

You'd get a real kick out of this.

I mean it's a whole room

filled with rich executives

all listening to me

pitch my drink idea.

Wish me luck, I wore a suit.

- [Elevator dings]

- It's Pete's.

- And later, we will further develop...

- Guard:
Come back here!

Man:

What's going on?

Hey!

We are prepared to go

to all measures...

However as we--

Sorry I'm late.

Traffic was toxic.

Chairman, gentlemen,

may I present to you Mr. Scat?

The creator of Fukk.

How's everybody doing?

Is Mr. Scat here

one of our employees?

- Actually, he is--

- Scat:
No, not yet.

Sir, he is simply

a contractor that I've brought in

- to help with some logistics.

- I hate to burst your bubble,

but we don't develop products

that we don't own.

Gentlemen, my partner

may have misled you.

See, Mr. Scat and I have

co-developed Fukk.

And he is prepared to relinquish

trademark rights for only $2 million.

- That's good.

- [muttering]

Does that mean...?

Yes, Scat,

you're rich and famous.

You did register

that trademark, didn't you?

Chairman:

Thanks, hon. That's enough.

- [Buzzer sounds]

- Woman:
Number 32!

- Hi!

- Hi! Hello!

If I have a name for a new drink

and it hasn't been registered,

I can do that through you, right?

Oh yes, dear.

What's the name of your drink?

It's F-U-K-K.

[Chuckles]

Oh, "Fook"?

Okay. I'll just enter that

into the machine here.

[Keyboard clicking]

"Fook, Fook,

Fook, Fook, Fook,

Fook, Fook, Fook,

Fook, Fook."

[hisses]

Ooh, I'm sorry.

That name has already

been registered.

- Just this morning too.

- What?

One person but with two names.

F***ing b*tch.

- What's her real name?

- Huh?

One of her names is Six.

What's her other name?

Oh, uh, one of the names

is Peter Ang...

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