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Exactly, it'd be like drinking irony.
No, we're not ready yet.
Did you have any thoughts on taste?
Well, no.
People don't buy energy drinks
based on taste, do they?
No, I was just wondering.
Well, then...
something eye-wateringly sharp
with a kind of chemical aftertaste,
so you think, "This must be powerful!"
[bangs table]
Good. Good.
- Where are you going?
- I'm leaving.
What about lunch?
Mm-hmm.
May I say you're very young to be
managing your own department?
I'm 21.
No, seriously...
- I'll give you 25-- okay, 24.
- [sighs]
Mr. Scat, I am 21.
Now deal with it.
Okay, marketer to marketer,
- you're not 21, and...
- What?
...you're not gay.
I graduated from
high school when I was 15,
courtesy of an
advanced-learning program.
I did four years at UCLA,
an MBA at Stanford,
at Addison, I am 21 years old.
I lie about going to Stanford too.
Perhaps you should
Look, Fukk's mediocre,
it's not great.
I was thinking, what if the can
has a ton of compressed air in it
so that when you pop one,
No, we had a bad experience
with aeration in Massachusetts.
about excessive gassiness.
And besides, there was
that exploding-can fatality.
Have I had you sign
a non-disclosure form?
- No.
- I'm going to need you to do that.
I'll come into your office tomorrow.
Actually I don't need you to come in
until we present to the board,
and they don't convene until next week.
- I'll courier you the form.
- Mediocre, huh?
Look, I work for a company
that could buy
a continent if they wanted to.
I have people that fix ideas.
Addiland? Hmm.
The point is just sit tight.
I'm going to have my team
work through the night to make it great.
I'm assembling them now.
Okay.
- Okay.
- Could you not use that word?
"Okay"?
Look, "Addy" is the second most
well-known word in the world.
We're shooting for number one.
- You get me?
- I get you.
- Why Six?
- What?
Why did you pick Six?
Why not, you know, Five?
I didn't pick it.
It is my real name.
Nobody's parents give them
an unusually cool name.
There are only
parent-given regular names
and parent-given
embarrassing names.
I went to school with a kid named Petal,
for Christ's sake.
I hate to wreck your theory,
but I was named Six by my parents.
Although not at first.
When I was born,
I was christened "Zero,"
when I turned one,
I was renamed to "One."
It was actually quite touching,
having my name as well as my age
on my birthday cake
in frosty blue icing.
Even if I believed you can
remember your first birthday,
which I don't,
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